Dollar Tree to their Single Underpaid Employee that is forced to run every Dollar Tree store in the country: "hey can you recall those applesauces contaminated with lead tnx bestie <3" Dollar Tree Employee (singular):

I am obsessed with his face, 15/10

Im laughing way too hard at Hogwart (singular)

These are fun to make

The Wizard Council (long may they live) has decided that it is fine so long as it isn't also cast with the Mend Buttcrack spell, as both spells are too destructive when used in tandem. I mean, I see where they're coming from, but it's far from the only spells that are strong when cast together, so I think they're probably just responding to the current Wizard meta tbh (you didn't hear it from me though).

Curses! A counterspell!

Informative memes, 10/10

Wizard war wizard war

a taste of my power

Toxoplasmosis is great and all but would you rather enjoy lil cat guys or have wet ass socks smh

I fuckin hope theyre right

Amen

Hope you both have a long and wonderful relationship :))

Too bad frogs arent real :'(

sweats

Is it better to marry a pocket healer or am I in for a lot of trouble if I do

Almost certainly, but sherpaing is also one of the only well-paying jobs in the region. If you want people to stop being desperate for a livable income there needs to be alternatives.