teleports behind you you won't win the wizard war, buddy rule

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Bah. I've felt worse looking in the mirror most mornings! Your attempts are nothing against the horrors my own mind may make!
- Curses! A counterspell!
I cast Power Word: Erectile Dysfunction
- I see your cast and counter with Power Word: Premature Ejaculation
  
  War truly is hell
  
  Is it like an instant effect or a permanent curse? Cause of it's the former that's just a good time
- I summon the spirit of Guillaume le Million
I'd let daddy Balgruff do anything he wants to me 🥵
Haha! Now I perceive my former manboobs as pert and my former beer belly as our love child. Kiss kiss. Now stop with your silly magic play and come and put that shelf up like I've been asking for the last five weeks. Then we'll go to the garden centre and you can help me get those planters and pick out some pretty flowers for the path in the back, which you promised you would pressure wash this weekend after you mow the lawn, remember?

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