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  • They wouldn't be called "Monday," usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

    Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

  • from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

  • Zinkel's wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

  • 🎵 Ooh fuucck

    I see he's got a rock

    Go go Gornzilla 🎵

    🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

    🎵 Oh geee

    There goes Cestus III

    Go go Gornzilla 🎵

    🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

  • 🔫 This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! 🚨

    💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

    🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

    👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

  • That is CLEARLY a joveseat

  • Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

  • Is that the reason behind the "dragon abducts a princess" trope? They're trying to sabotage the competition?

  • How much Brien is on this space station?

  • 🎶Data was a man~

    I mean, he was an android-man!

    Or maybe he was just an android...

    But he was still DATAAAAAAAAAA🎵

    Logic-gating the database!

    Logic-gating the problems!

    Logic-gating all the crewmates

    And their pond'rous emotions!

    Pond'rous emotions!!

    And the Spot mews in the NIIYIIIIIGGHHHTTT

  • everybody's disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

  • Do they have subtitles in jive?

  • probably something like this

  • Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

  • The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).