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  • I thought I was banned from this instance? Because I said one guy was a CCP shill. Then the mods used the word orientalism. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

  • Alleged audio leak of Taiwan's Tsai Ing-wen amounts to ‘foreign interference’, DPP lawmaker says
  • If it does it does. Life, goes on my friend. Though, so far people seem to enjoy my username.

    Did you know that I got kicked out of Tibet? I filed paperwork and the CCP said I could be there for a couple of weeks. The CCP said it was because of some Asian only games, but my handler warned us to watch what we say. He said the CCP is always listening. The Tibetan people were great. The CCP not so much.

  • Broken clock and all that
  • So, for anyone that’s curious, testicles are weird pain wise. They have a lot of pressure sensitive nerves on the surface of the testicles themselves. But if you, for example, were to hypothetically push a needle like object into the center of a testicle. You would feel the pressure of the needle pushing on the testicle, but once it pops through there is very little sensation at all.

    Edit: Even though this is true this is NOT medical advice. Do not do this as it could have potentially serious consequences. I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but here we are.

  • Anon is completely sane
  • Ahhh I see. Well I’m not gay, but I’m not really straight either. However, I never picked anyone up from the gay bars. This particular gay bar was a private club. That means that when all the other bars closed at 2am. This place was still open. Hell, this particular gay bar was open on Christmas morning. I’ve gone in there on Christmas morning and it’s just 3 people sitting there me included.

  • Anon is completely sane
  • Honestly, I felt like an asshole not helping, and she didn’t offer them anything for their help. Looking back maybe that was a sign. But yeah I thought that these 2 guys that got her car running deserved at least a 12 pack of beer each (remember we are talking mid 90s prices). So, I gave them a 20. Plus if I’m being 100% honest. I was probably trying to look cool. It did not impress. Heh

  • Anon is completely sane
  • Well, when she and I talked, she said that she had an arrangement with several bars around the city. Where she would buy those test tube shots and walk around and sell them. Then give the bar a cut of the profits. She went to gay bars and country bars, and dance clubs.

    I think the seedy gay bar part says more about me than her if I’m being honest. Heh.

  • Trump: Civil War didn't need to happen, could have been "negotiated"
  • Right. What I was saying is. Calling the civil war the “war of northern aggression” may make some of the racists that currently live in the northern states upset.

    I meant northern as a literal geographic area. Like how Oregon is in the north. As opposed to some arbitrary line like the 31st parallel, or the mason Dixon line.

    No, much like I said in my comment. Now, just like then. The racists are everywhere. They are in the north and the south. Trump welcomes racists from all over the US irregardless of geographical location.

  • Anon is completely sane
  • I think everything on the internet should be taken with a grain of salt.

    Even my ramblings. I tell them to the best of my memory, but memory is a funny thing, and your only hearing my side of the story.

  • Anon is completely sane
  • So, one day I’m riding down the road. I’m like 17 or so. I see this super hot red head chick broke down on the side of the road. At the time (in the mid 90s) I was driving a 73 Volkswagen super beetle. Because of my shit car I knew what it was like to be stranded. So, I decided to pull over and see if she needed help.

    I get out of my car and immediately realized that these 2 greasy looking middle aged guys were working on her car. I told her I just wanted to make sure she was ok. But it looks like she already has help so I’ll leave.

    That’s when she says “Wait, your MJGS right?” I’m like,”Why yes I am”. She says “I’m Stephanie smith we went to school together.” She then says “Please stay, I don’t know these guys and I don’t trust them.”

    I agreed and we talked for close to two hours. We laughed and talked about what happened to people we went to school with. Everything was perfect.

    The two guys got her car running and left. I gave the guys like $20 or something for their help. It was all I had.

    So she and I go to leave, and I stop and ask her if I can have her number. I figured we could go out sometime. After all we had just had a great time chatting it up.

    All of a sudden like someone poured cold water over her head. The smile was gone and she looked me in the windows of my soul and said “You used to make fun of me in school.” I said “I swear I don’t remember that, but if I did I’m sorry.” She said “Yeah, you were a real ass hole to me fuck you. The answer is no.” That was one of the only times in my life I was left speechless with my mouth open. I just bowed my head, got in my car, and drove off.

    I guess the moral of the story is. Sometimes making a joke at someone else’s expense may not be a huge deal to the person making fun. But it’s a big fucking deal to the person on the receiving end. To this day I don’t remember ever saying anything bad about her. I’m not calling her a liar. I probably did. I just don’t remember it.

    I didn’t escape school unscathed. I had people that were super shitty to me too. But that’s a different story. For a different time.

    I ran into that chick again about 6 years ago. In our mid 30s. She was a “shot girl” in a seedy gay bar. We talked about the good ole days for a long time. I did not ask for her number again.

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    Eating Meat Is Bad for Climate Change, and Here Are All the Studies That Prove It
  • Dude, I started this whole thing by playing devils advocate about the problems of the world getting rid of livestock and going vegan. You joined in the conversation by saying you read my comments and accusing me of listening to some dude I had to look up.

    Therefore it was a fair assumption, since you never said otherwise, to look at our entire conversation as we were talking about the entire world going vegan.

    Look it’s ok. It was like 3am or something here when we were having this conversation, and honestly we both sucked at it.

    I hope you have a great rest of the week.

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  • Are you serious? So, we gotta start early on the cultural genocide? That’s what you’re going with?

    Just to be sure. You’re talking cultural genocide of almost every culture in the world. Basically every cultures food is wiped out.

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    So, something weird happened to my jar of flash cotton.

    I wish I’d grabbed a photo when I saw this but I thought it might be bad so I threw it away. Hindsight maybe that also wasn’t the best course of action but here’s my story.

    Since there are a few ways to make flash cotton. I’ll give the basic ingredients I used but not the instructions. I used ammonia nitrate, sulphuric acid, and 100% cotton balls. I have nitric acid but it’s a pain in the ass to get, and expensive. So, I didn’t want to use it.

    Anyway, I made this flash cotton like 3 years ago. I stuffed it all into a glass jar with a metal lid. I mean let’s face it. After you set a couple of pieces on fire, and show your 2 friends. What else can you do with it?

    So, I stuffed it all into a glass jar with a metal lid, and forgot about it. Occasionally I’d see it in the kitchen drawer when I was looking for something and think yep there’s that flash cotton I made. I should burn it sometime.

    Fast forward to the other day roughly 3 years from when I made it. I was looking for catfish skinning pliers when I found the jar. Only now that metal lid was half dissolved. The cotton was also gone. In its place was a yellow sludge that was growing little yellow crystals.

    My initial thought was “hmmmmmmm that don’t look so good. Into the trash with you”. But now I’m curious what the hell happened? Also, maybe the trash wasn’t the best place for that?

    I guess I’m just looking for insight.

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    i have a question about a quest line. Obviously spoilers. I'd mark NSFW to block the text but i dont see a way to.

    I’m doing the crimson fleet mission line. I read that if I kill people on 2 missions UC guards will throw me in jail and that UC ship won’t talk to me anymore.

    If that happens can I still finish the quest line, but I just don’t have to mess with the UC people anymore? I’ve been putting this mission off because I ain’t no snitch, and I’d rather not deal with them if I can. If I stop dealing with UC will I get all the achievements?

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    Bug I’m having a problem with nsfw content minimizing when I tap it.

    I tap blurred nsfw content. I see a flash of it then it quickly minimizes. I can tap it again and it goes back to normal size but blurred out. I tap it again it unblurs and quickly minimizes.

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    SPOILER Am I just super unlucky with bugs??

    I’m playing on steam and the first bug I noticed was heart of mars mission. I can’t finish it because the thing I need is under a boulder. Then I see my friends getting all these achievements. So, naturally I’m like what achievements have I gotten. I look, and I have 1 achievement for getting to level 5.

    I know that these are known bugs, but am I the only one to get both of them? From what I’ve read some people get them and some don’t. I guess I’m just wanting to know what you guys have experienced.

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    If I live in Mississippi, and I want to drive a boat to Mexico, and back. What is the proper procedure for that?

    Like can I just jump in my boat and go? Do I have to alert any authority about my trip? What are the chances the coast guard boards my boat to search it? How do you find a marina in Mexico? Do I have to alert the Mexican government of my trip? I assume I need a passport.

    This is to settle a very polite heated discussion between my partner and I. Where neither of us know what we’re talking about.

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    Feature Request. Make it so I can minimize a comment without losing my comment.

    A few times I’ve typed out a comment. Then swiped down on the comment window to minimize it so I can reread someone else’s comment. Just to make sure I’ve got my facts straight. Then I realize that my comment is gone. It was 5 paragraphs. I’m not retyping all of that. So, I move on.

    I’m an idiot. So, I’ve done this like 3 times in the past week.

    Please please please consider this.

    Thank you so much for the time and effort you’ve put into this project.

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