God could in fact make a Putin so wide he could not lift him

Keir Starmer you are my strongest soldier, go and abolish class

ogey [dismantles the working class]

It's kinda bullshit that they removed the material cost for absolution, I get that it fits better thematically, but all these lowskill clerics are just spamming Redemption constantly with only one point in the Protestant subclass

Good morning. It's June 4, two-thousand and twenty-four, and it's a Tuesday. Here in Beijing, beautiful blue skies, a few... wispy clouds, red sun rising. Very still. Around 65 degrees Fahrenheit right now, 18 Celsius. Should get up to the mid-eighties this afternoon, around 26 Celsius. Sunshine all the way! Have a great day everyone!

did not appear at any election night events citing alleged injuries related to a recent incident involving a physical altercation.

Lmao she got shoved into another dimension apparently, mf'er got an x-ray fatality with a shoulder check, eternal uncritical support to my cross-faded polish comrade giving shoulder claps so hard they constitute a national security threat

outlined a plan to deploy thousands of drones controlled by Artificial Intelligence, known as the “Replicator Initiative.”

When Ur definitely the good guy in the doomsday movie

DE is a cringe-cop game not a cringe cop-game

19-year old brigadier general drone pilot when his superiors tell him to stop bombing aid convoys for 15 minutes while they're doing the hostage rescue

Keir Starmer couldn't even make a proper mud-pie if he was living in a bog

That's a gross misrepresentation of a sacred and hallowed tradition... We also get drunk during the drive between stops, while waiting to enter the houses and also while planning the trip and when we're running around naked in the middle of the city square to swim in the public fountains.

The bad guys did an oopsie 😡when they knocked down the two towers 🫣 so then the good guys did a heckin democwacy in the middwe east 🥰 but but then the evil bad pwootin went and did an owie on our fwiends isis in sywia 😭 and we had to use depweted uwanium in Ukwaine to stop him 😇

This man needs to be dissected for science so we can finally discover the source of Hitler Particles

Yeah can i get uhhhh penis juice extra pulp

We are perhaps weeks away from finding out he's making the WaPo journalists piss in bottles to meet quotas. He's just that depraved about """efficiency"""

Pokémon battle or game of pick-up?

Getting your news from NPR is like getting your news from those soothing YouTube videos of rainfall and white noise

Brie: "hey Virgil why do you have a clause about getting residuals even in the case of... 'doing a Polanski'? What does that even mean?"

Virgil: [disappears in a cloud of vape smoke]