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  • warfighter

    You have to chug so much Kool aid before you start talking like this, absolute fed shit.

    EDIT:

    I held a top secret clearance for over a decade

    However now I’ve done work in the space of sort of what they called “guerrilla/unconventional warfare” for folks in the DoD because of this. I’m also working with the folks that would be the ones arresting me and they gave me a nice unofficial commendation (a challenge coin if you’re familiar)

    I’m kind of a big hippie but I had to buy a few firearms just for protection. I also have body armor - a lot of it. Everything from hoodies that look reasonably natural to full ski jackets lined with armor to the classic vest type stuff. I do now code with a glock next to my mouse. It’s really weird for me, but hey I chose this life so I can’t complain.

  • Behind Closed Doors, Biden Shows Signs of Slipping
  • I looked into it a bit and this shouldn't be too bad. Use rss to get new hexbear posts, check links against a whitelist of sites that should be archived, check archive.ph/latest/<url> to find an existing archive. If you get one (302 response) post it, otherwise (404 response) use https://archive.ph/submit/?url=<url> to request an archive. Wait 5 minutes, then query archive.ph/latest/<url> to get the url and post that.

    I might try to throw something together in the next week.

  • Major bridge in Maryland collapses after being hit by a ship
    www.nbcnews.com Major bridge in Maryland collapses after being hit by a ship

    Baltimore Police Department told NBC News it was notified of a partial bridge collapse early Tuesday, with workers possibly in the water, at the Francis Scott Key Bridge.

    Major bridge in Maryland collapses after being hit by a ship

    A major bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, partially collapsed Tuesday morning, possibly leaving a number of people in the river below, police said.

    A spokesperson for Baltimore Police Department told NBC News that it had been notified of the incident at the Francis Scott Key Bridge, an enormous steel structure which carries the Interstate 695 over the Patapsco River southeast of the Baltimore metropolitan area.

    “I can confirm at 1:35 a.m., Baltimore City police were notified of a partial bridge collapse, with workers possibly in the water, at the Francis Scott Key Bridge,” Detective Niki Fennoy said in a statement.

    Baltimore County Executive Johnny Olszewski, Jr. said on X that he was aware of the incident and in touch with the fire service chief, the mayor of Baltimore and other local officials. "Please pray for those impacted," he said.

    NBC News has contacted the U.S. Coast Guard and other emergency response agencies for further details.

    The Maryland Transport Authority confirmed that the I-695 was shut because of the Key Bridge collapsing due to a "ship strike."

    Built in 1977 and referred to locally as the Key Bridge it later named after the author of the American national anthem. The bridge is more than 8,500 feet, or 1.2 miles, long in total. Its main section spans 1,200 feet and was one of the longest continuous truss bridges in the world upon its completion, according to the National Steel Bridge Alliance.

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    I just got an old quote of mine as a tagline

    I'm glad I could contribute to this site by saying some dumb shit.

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    Introducing a new SI unit to quantify national tragedy

    Since we've recently learned that the value of a lost life is inversely proportional to the population of the country, we need a way to concisely and conveniently discuss tragedies and their relative values. Using 9/11 as the defining constant, we define one (1) Bush as the death of 3000/285,000,000 ≈ 0.00105% of a nation's population. Perhaps easier to remember, 1 kB (kiloBush) is approximately equal to the death of 1% of the population.

    Some examples for reference:

    • 9/11 is 1 Bush (of course)
    • total annihilation of a countries population is 100 kiloBushes (the largest value possible under relativistic models)
    • 1 man in Vatican City choking to death on a hotdog is approx. 124 Bushes.

    These changes will be voted on in the 2024 General Conference on Weights and Measures and are expected to pass unanimously.

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    Everyone go brigade this post
    hexbear.net This post is only for me. If anyone interacts with it that's brigading. - Hexbear

    I know I'm posting this on the Internet in an open forum but I don't want anyone else interacting with it. Since I said that, if anyone interacts with this post you're brigading my post. Interacting includes: - Upvoting - Posting - Sharing it outside of the forum - Crossposting it to another communi...

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