The only thing stopping a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.
Boss Baby
Mass Shooter Baby
god forbid children do anything
simpsons did it
In collaboration with 1-800-Collect.
It sounds plausible, toddlers are like that. My toddler frequently beats me with a foam sword.
Have you reported him to the FBI?
Good guy with a gun can't even stop a baby...
According to this article there's been at least 2 toddler shootings a week over the last 10 years on average.
Also, just for fun, you're about 200 times more likely to be killed by a child shooter than a bear in the United States.
how has no one stopped him? I'm waiting to see what happens when he grows up! I hope he uses his powers for good
he's clearly a Russian asset
Xi is sending his supersoldier toddlers to destabilize Amerikkka
This statistic is skewed by Toddler-Agitator Larry who is shot by a toddler 50 times a year and should be ignored as a statistical outlier
literally neurodivergent and a minor
You can't stop a toddler when they're like this. They just need to shoot it out
bullshit, you can't be a toddler for two years
Watch me
Hey, if they're pointing a gun a me, I'll be calling them whatever they want.
Please take my wallet, mommy.
The concept of a toddler shooting someone once a week in America is now old enough to be a toddler
DOMINATING!
This article is from 2017 and it has actually gotten worse
truly impressive kill streak
Death to America
To the Pre-K Agua Fria rode a toddler one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, had a minor speech delay
No one dared to share his cuppy, no one dared to take a sip
The toddler there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hipI heard this referenced somewhere else shortly after you posted this, has it been going around somewhere? (The article's from 2017)
