no more half measures
okay??? this is actually a really weird reply to get. people are really heated about this, i guess?
Did you learn to read in that weird way were you just recognize the shape of words instead of sounding out letters, or are you purposefully being obtuse?
Shitcumassvoke
i have depicted you as the virgin, and me as the chad
it must have been really hard for you when someone didnt like the same thing as you... :( sorry that happened <3
you can really see some of that old fire in him here. this is sad. he yearns for the good ole days (like 4 years ago)
chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO
chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO
this is the way, comrades.
harm reduction candidate
ian bogost crawl back into your hole challenge
the best of the best
>I’ll say just one thing:\ \ Every single one of you assholes who wouldn’t shut up about him stepping down since the dude missed the toilet bowl fifty years ago after a particularly wild night out better sure as fuck step up now that Old Joe has stepped down.\ \ A sitting god damned President of the United States has stepped aside less than half a year before reelection. Make no mistake: The man swallowed his pride and ego HARD to make this decision. Let’s honor that by creating a wall of votes so god. damned. thick. Riley Reid would gasp.
!cringe !volcel-kamala !volcel-judge !cringe ___ >This decision really raises my opinion of Biden so much. God damn do I love that man, he is truly a great person who dedicated his life to serve his country, literally. He honestly had a great term given the circumstances, and the only thing he probably should have done differently is to not run for reelection to begin with. But he seemed to genuinely believe he could win and stave off Trump. Now that that seemed impossible, he makes a very courageous decision that a lot of people probably wouldn’t have made and puts the country ahead of his ego. Lots of respect from me, and I hope this reinvigorates the democratic base and makes the future brighter for all of us.
!amerikkka-clap ___ >Netanyahu will try to fuck things up in Gaza as much as possible because he 100% prefers Trump to Harris.\ \ But now Biden is president and not running. Dark Brandon might just be unleashed like never before.
don't worry everyone genocide joes gonna institute a palestinian state now it's gonna be epic ___ >I don’t understand you people in this thread.\ \ Ever since the debate, people have been calling for Joe Biden to step down from the presidential race and give the place to someone else.\ \ Now I read the comments and everyone is criticizing and accusing the Democrats of not knowing what they’re doing? Are you for real? They’re doing EXACTLY what people have been asking for. They’re doing EXACTLY what needs to be done if they want to win.\ \ Fucking hell you guys, make up your fucking mind.\ \ Sincerely,\ \ A Canadian with severe anxiety over your next presidential election.
wrong country bro ___ >I know people will say this is bad, a new campaign will be rushed, etc. But I think we all know Biden was an excuse for many not to vote, or worse, to vote for Trump. Withdrawing will be his legacy when we win, not his failing.\ \ Thank you President Biden. You are a hero.
!amerikkka-clap >>It’ll be great to have a woman talking about abortion and making this election a referendum on national abortion access.\ \ Americans love to vote for something rather than against something.
Americans love to vote for a party that never fulfills its promises ___ >Spend some more time with the family, Joe. Thanks for grabbing the wheel, there. We’ll take it from here.
mr president biden sir, thank you !amerikkka-clap ___ >Fuck.
!michael-laugh ___ >Now watch all the “I’m a leftist” people using Genocide Joe pivot over to some other talking point as soon as Putin gives them marching orders via Fox News.
are the russians in the room with us right now? ___ >Jon Stewart / Katie Porter ticket would get my vote 1000%
this guys onto something ___ >Biden must have received some sign from the Lord. I am confident he would have made for a great 2nd term, but I would also feel bad for his final legacy to be that he handed the election to Trump despite his 1st term successes.\ \ This is your moment, America. It’s in your hands now to see it through in November, kick Trump out no matter who the Democratic nominee will be.\ \ I’ll be keeping an eye on those particular accounts on Lemmy that were constantly calling for resignation, whether anyone as presidential nominee will satisfy them.
i like that they say "kick trump out" as if george brandon hasn't been running the show this whole time.
>I’ll be keeping an eye on those particular accounts on Lemmy that were constantly calling for resignation, whether anyone as presidential nominee will satisfy them.
weird how people who were against genocide before are still against genocide ___
oh god there's a second thread https://lemmy.world/post/17813210?scrollToComments=true
more slop!
>Any moment now, the ‘don’t vote for Biden’ group will be in here telling us not to vote for Harris. And if it isn’t Harris, they’ll tell us not to vote for whoever it is.\ \ Anything but stop the dictator and his plan to commit genocide against Latinos and queer people.
liberals once again white washing their parties complicity in the zionist genocide against the palestinians >>Most of the biden haters i know on the left are upset about his support for israel. Harris has been much more critical of the genocide. We’ll just have to see.\ \ I didnt want to vote for biden, but was still going to vote blue no matter who. Im glad i dont have to vote for genocide anymore.
liberals once again white washing their parties complicity in the zionist genocide against the palestinians ___ >Honestly the biggest problem Biden had was that all his funding dried up after the debate.\ \ https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/18/us/politics/biden-fundraising.html\ \ Regardless of who you think would win in a vacuum you gotta acknowledge this.
liberals once again white washing their parties complicity in the zionist genocide against the palestinians ___ >Dumb. All because of a bad night that the media turned into a storm. Real world performance metrics were actually quite good for Joe. The Republican candidate says stuff on par with a semi-comatose baboon every time a microphone is in front of him. Supporters of this are oblivious to how much seething sexism and racism lies just under the surface in the US. This was a big part of how we got into this mess in the first place and why estimates for Hillary’s success were so far off. It will be an incredible win if she pulls this off, but it’s just not going to happen.
!brow ___ >Biden and Bernie would be an amazing ticket
pretty freaking EPIC ___
it would be funny if they chose him. i think he could win
he's a fuckin !LIB though
White House Doctors report that Joe Biden has passed away today in an apparent spray tan overdose. White House Doctors state that the formula for the former Presidents spray tan contained lead, asbestos and plutonium.
Always remember to read the safety instructions before using chemical products.
cold symptoms? havana syndrome? definitely a secret hang over. nothing to see here, citizen.
Safe & Secure Tactical "Always Ready" Adult Diapers are the Official Adult Diaper of the White House.
Try Safe & Secure Diapers today! Hexbear Recommends the new "Stay Frosty" Diaper, So You Can Be Always Prepared Whenever Emergency Strikes
look at this cute picture of kim
According to a poll conducted by Scientifically Rich, a for-profit research group based in Arizona, America's most productive earners believe the average American's finances are better than ever.
"The thing is- you see- the thing- it's- so these most productive earners they're- you can really tell they know their stuff!" Josh Grawnish, a researcher from the prestigious for-profit told Hexbear News Network.
"Their views on these issues are going to be more accurate than the average American's views, because they're hungrier, thirstier, bigger, wetter, and so on." His wife explained. "Sorry, Josh gets nervous in front of all these cameras." she continued.
"The average American believes their financial situation has been degrading in recent years. But thanks to Josh's new study we can see that isn't actually true." Mr. Grawnish's wife further elaborated.
This is great news for Americans, who are more frequently reporting difficulties purchasing essential items like groceries.
Popular electronic video game "Tetris" has successfully been banned from the United States. "Tetris" is a piece of electronic propaganda that gives players a positive impression of Russia and Russian culture. US-based human rights group "Mothers for an American America" (MAA) started calling for the ban of the dangerous elektronic drug in January of 2024, and after gaining the support of Democratic US Senator Rob Whitehouse managed to get a sweeping ban on the mental torture device passed in the United States senate.
Russian President Vladymyr Putler responded to the ban of his evil social media app by slamming his fist on a table, which resulted in 3 distinct fractures. Ouch! Sorry, Vlad!
"Today American parents need not worry that Russian Secret Police are infesting their children's minds with impure thoughts through these barbaric mental torture devices" Senator Rob Whitehouse was heard saying at press time.
To memorialize the lives lost in the historic first explosion of nuclear weapons on a population, the Japanese government plans to detonate nuclear weapons in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, where The United States of America did in order to peacefully end World War 2.
"We must never forget the tragedy that occurred when those historic first nuclear weapons were detonated." Japanese PM Fushida said at a press conference. "Modern generations have forgotten the tragedy, which is why we must remind them."
In order to stay historically accurate, the explosives have been donated to Japan by fellow NATO member America. "We hope this sign of cooperation will reaffirm our commitment as a global leader in peace." said American President Joel Biden in a press release.
