JD Vance is on a quest to become the first person to do successful anti-white racism.
Yeah but he said diet Mountain Dew which has weird vibes.
Diet Dew is the Hasan Piker of sodas.
All the classic flavour of a legacy soda, but the zero calories of a utility soda for an active lifestyle.
He basically cut an ad for Pepsi Co yesterday with his before and after fitness journey pics. He openly talks about drinking diet sodas to satisfy the sugar cravings and Diet Mt Dew is one of his favorites
This body brought to you by Diet Mt Dew ™️
I've never had diet mt dew but I can guarantee with zero doubt it tastes like shit.
I preferred diet to sugary when it was in Poland
This idiot doesn't even know mountian dew code red is the racist one.
Wait serious?
No lmao. Everyone knows fanta is the racist soda.
It's a "did you know" aimed at the kind of clueless Atlantic reader that doesn't know anything about Soda lore. Kinda' smug, like all his writing, I guess. Don't hate him or this necessarily since it's basically an easy article for him to write and get monies from The Atlantic, but it's still kinda' dumb to think J.D. Vance was successful at all just name-dropping Dew like "hello fellow, soda drinkers".
They should put him in ads.
JD's Dew'n it!
And they could introduce a new flavor - Mountain Dew Diet Extreme.
Yes. Please make sure everyone knows about this take. It's really a winning strategy.
ian bogost crawl back into your hole challenge
Did your phone die?
Nah, was in bed fam. Plugged it in after lol
spoiler
it's not actually good
Obamna
Conservatives love their soft drinks!
Edit: damnit it doesn't even mention the Baja blast...
That’s not how you hold a bottle.
Diet Dew? Not even Dew Zero? Psh, what a fuckin' poser.
