I'm suspicious that 5G and space lasers has something to do with it as well....🤔

Phew! Well, that's a relief!

I was getting worried for a while....

So many headlines I'm like:

"Please be Onion! Please be Onion! Please be Onion!"

Sticks and stones,. something something something....

There's a whole bunch of topics I just "Nope!" out of.

It's obvious they are complex, and, frankly, my interest in them is not enough to invest the time to even get to a basic understanding.

So, my canned answer is:

"It's complex, and I don't feel I know enough to have an opinion about it"

If it's something interesting, I might add on "What do you think about it?"

If it's not interesting I might throw on "And I'm not interested enough in even having an opinion."

You have a point. After I wrote it I thought of 2 things. Firstly, even those that are lucky enough to travel will never travel everywhere. So, how can they claim the best without having seen all possibilities? Secondly, there are ways to learn and /or experience things without being physically present, like read about it in a book, or watch a documentary. That counts for something.

Now I think about it, I could have changed it to:

"I live in the best country on the planet!”

"Really? How do you know? How do you measure that? What evidence do you have to back that up?"

But, it would probably go all downhill from there, as the original one inevitably would....😆

"I live in the best country on the planet!"

"Have you ever been to another country?"

"Well, no. But why would I do that when I'm already in the best country!"

This doesn't apply to just the US...

Oh, yeah I know 27 programming languages.

What? Haha, no, I can't program them.

The correct Australian answer to that question would be:

"Yeah, na."

That goddam Emperor Penguin that showed up in WA should go back to where he came from!

Me: Because I can't find a single one.

I already have a wind turbine strapped to my ass and generate free power with every fart. If I need a 'boost' I'll wolf down some baked beans.

You're way behind CSIRO!

and our entire economic system will fall apart, not that it’s going to start Armageddon.

Is there a difference?

Why trade when you can HODL?

😉

WARNING: This is exactly what a T-1000 would say

I'd like to clarify. When you say "Speed Stick", are you talking about deodorant, or.......?

Jonny Diesel was doing OK too, with 3 consecutive ARIA Best Male Artist in the 90s.

I had Solid State Rhyme playing for a bit and still quote some Chill Pill when things get hectic:

Push until we make it break
Sometimes I think we all should take
A chill pill

But if I did, my car would sound like a racecar!

This is going to be a tough decision.....

Go the Fuck to Sleep, narrated by Samuel L Jackson.

Thought it might be useful for when they get in bed

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a WASP!"