Nominating Valtteri Bottas for compulsory Aussie citizenship

He's passed EVERY test. He's more Aussie than anyone I know!

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Voluntarily posting ads for Uber? Are we that far gone?
- None of us care about Uber. We just love Valtteri.
- Fuck uber, and who is this person? Wait, wait, I don't care.
- Sure, I'll give a funny ad a plug.
  
  I have nfi if ubershare is available in Australia, and have no reason to ever use it.
  
  It's all in good fun, bro
  
  Where can I buy the thong rack?
  
  It’s not in good fun, it literally exists to sell shit.
Valtteri has entered his Kimi-Vettel igaf phase and I absolutely love it.
Bottas is awesome. It's odd that for years he always seemed very straight laced. We saw glimpses of his inner beast when he started getting naked with Lewis. He then went full beast when he unveiled the mullet.

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