"Should we just make the food affordable again?

Nah, let's burn $100 million to try and get people to forget about our tainted onions and back to buy our trash at crack prices."

Land of the free

i is hard for guys

I don't have anything left to throw up.

Deleted because shitty people can't take a piss without downvoting people that are trying to make others smile.

Ménage à trois: Edit: they may need an adapter

Exactly this! I was about to post that it looks like he has a distended GH gut but never worked out a day in his life. Exogenous testosterone doesn't do this.

Amazing detail.

☕️🚬🌄

I assumed they got there the same way our society did: corrupt rulers manipulating every facet of life to control the masses and bleed them dry, into perpetual debt/slavery.

It's sad that this is very true.

I absolutely agree. Though I always imagined that the blame was on capitalist-fascists rulers who molded society and economic conditions that way, and that future is the result of their extreme greed and hubris. I honestly never thought the blame was on the people.

Idiocracy was a prophecy.

Rest in peace, angel.

This would make a fantastic tattoo.

Fuck yea🤘