Picking a child predator as AG is a choice

the death to America speedrun executive team just keeps stepping on the gas

I'm not misremembering this, am I? He was like full-on outed as a pedo and then nothing happened?

President Trump thank you for defending pedophiles across the country by nominating Mr. Gaetz as AG

Certified Pedophile

(Wop wop wop wop wop)

Musk Gaetz abolishing Amber Alerts

the Chinese century is coming along good then

This news just got a blank stare out of me . With Boebert heading Education and the whole Doge Dept thing, I genuinely don't know how I'm supposed to process it.

Edit: apparently the Boebert thing is a meme.

It's fine, if the nominations are bad the Senate can always exercise restraint - snnnkk - and - hehe - refuse - bwahaha - refuse to confirm the unsuitable nominees.

At least the confirmation hearings promise to be entertaining as hell.

Matt played a key role in defeating the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax

nooo don't say that name 3 times!!!

I'm convinced Trump just opened up ChatGPT and asked it who would be the worst and funniest person for each of these cabinet positions

Well this is terrifying.

He may be assembling the most inept admin lmao

lol acceleration stans are eating

Nestor is going to be thrilled

Trump is only the accelerationist candidate if you assume that he is personally more competent than the deepstate ghouls Kamala was going to let pick her cabinet. He isn't, and by clearly being the final decision on who will run his administration, he is almost certainly going to further hurt US foreign policy goals while inspiring actual resistance to the shitty domestic policies the establishment Democrats had no interest in fighting.

Also, there's a very good chance that in 3 years time Trump's own cognitive decline will become as obvious as Biden's.

LMFAO FUCK ME UP

Okay this is the funniest timeline

This is shaping out to be an even better administration than Trump's first year. Though some are some normie-picks, like Stefanik, Rubio, and that Waltz guy, a lot of these people are so much fun. Fox News host, gaetz, Miller is back. Just gotta bring in Bannon and Gorka. PLEASE pick Rfk for HHS. God the democrats have ruined us more than they usually do. Stupid fucks you did this i will never forgive you. You could have just given me healthcare

I have to admit, it has been entertaining to see /r/politics completely losing their minds at Trump's picks.

Incredible things are happening in the executive branch

I never want to see Thielcels parade around like they’re the real technocrats and we’re all just rubes.

I think he doesn't get through the confirmation process, but not because he's a creep, instead for some asinine reason like he's not old enough

Half glass full, the collapse might be a bit faster?

Nestor rise up!

Not that it probably matters, but is Matt gaetz even a lawyer? He does have a wild look though, so the cabinet of grotesques is filling out nicely.

I don't have anything left to throw up.

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