I find "scientific" articles that use Fahrenheit to be quite bizarre.

Sorry but I don't think any country at this moment would be too happy to welcome fucking genocidal rapists maniac ex-convicted murderers.
The fact that at some point along the way they went "aww this is so cold and they're shooting back at me, I'm off" doesn't make those bastard war criminals something one would want as neighbours. And paid for it too lol. No thanks.

Not everything can be sorted with a cost-expenses spreadsheet.

Yeh there's never money for reforms, then if there's a war to fund or petrol involved they always find a few billion under three sofa.

Oh, I have a straight cousin too, he's cool.

A friend of mine is a surgeon, and he told me he really struggles not to lose his shit when he hears people thanking God after he has been standing on his feet for multiple hours to save someone's life.

I think it would be super awkward if you've been widowed.

I mean, you're supposed to meet everyone again, including your former spouses who had been waiting for you.

Fucking hell, they are the most alien looking animals on the planet, they're amazing.

Yep, I work in games and this year has been fucking brutal.
Most of my contacts/acquaintances on Linkedin are "between jobs".

Luckily I have some freelancing set up, but this thing is killing me. It's not easy to find another (remote) job when half the people in the industry are competing with you.

The CEO should be hanged by the balls, just one disastrous decision after another, what an incompetent moron.

Isn't that the Endurance?

You are a very confused idiot.

Why should anyone give half a fuck about what China thinks of what they should do in their own countries?

I hope the French politely told then to go fuck themselves.

"You can go on slaughtering civilians, but only for a few more days, then enough is enough ok?"

So, "food porn" is literally every edible shit I guess?

Pizza marinara doesn't have cheese.

I'm in Italian, and to be honest it makes no fucking sense in our language either.

Lol, they're really fucking not.

The way I got my full A was.. interesting.

So, in Italy (where I'm from) they changed the law two months before I got my B licence, in 1991.

Before then, a B would allow you to drive any bike, whereas after the change you had to take a written and driving test for the first A (125cc I believe?) then another for 600cc etc.

Long story short, I couldn't drive bikes above 50cc with my B.

Fast forward many years, I moved to the UK, converted my B to its British version, stayed there 12 years, then moved back to Italy and made the conversion again.

I didn't pay any attention to it, until a couple of years later when I walked to a shop to buy a scooter.

They needed a copy of my licence, so I picked it up, turned it around and noticed that it included the A as well.

"Hold on a second, what can I drive with this?"

"The guy has and look and went "EVERYTHING", so I said to forget about the scooter and bought my first bike instead:)

Basically someone at the licence office fucked up when they converted from British to Italian, I never took any test. Oh well.

Adversaries?

Bloody hell it really does.