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The House of Dead Updoots
  • May I offer you a previously viral, now stale meme with your updoot simulator?

  • The House of Dead Updoots

    If you ever feel hopelessly useless, remember that every reddit ad has a vote widget that does absolutely nothing. And, at least that, is not your fault.

    !the house of the dead updoots

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    What do working Americans fear more than death? Retirement.
  • I do not fear monsters under my bed or in my darkened closet, nor do I fear retirement, which is just as imaginary.

  • Trying to use a rope swing...
  • Average parabola denier.

  • Caption this.
  • Ego Uber

  • Get sorted...
  • Yeah, I have much more respect for someone trying to rebuild from nothing than some chamber of commerce, yacht club douche.

  • Get sorted...
  • What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?

  • How the recycling symbol got America addicted to plastic
  • Yes, it was graphic design all along.

    How could we not see that a symbol would want to put plastic in our balls?

    We are the dumbest for not noticing that all along.

  • United Airlines passengers to see targeted ads on seat-back screens
  • The thing is, it's only a ROI if any of those passengers converts to a buyer. The act of seeing an ad creates no value for the manufacturer unless they are converted to a buyer. What you are describing is a market that has the consumer (ad watcher) almost completely removed from the conversion of capital. Being forced to watch an ad, in this case, only benefits the airline by their receiving ad revenue. The passengers are nearly supflourous.

  • United Airlines passengers to see targeted ads on seat-back screens
  • What's the ROI on ads anyway? I feel like ads are just a way to funnel money between corps. People who are forced to see ads are really not even the point anymore. This is like corporations subsidizing other corporations. Don't even matter that you buy that item being shown to you.

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    [MacRumors] iPhone 16 Again Rumored to Feature Color-Infused Back Glass
  • Smurtphön makers really have nothing new. They got their app store lock-in and went back to sleep. 😴😴😴

  • What is your experience with btrfs snapshots?
  • Been using it on a fedora workstation and a Debian server for 2 years and it has been stable and amazing for backups and regressions. So fast and easy to use. I use timeshift to handle organizing and scheduled backups.

    FWIW, I set up these distros to separate my home directory from the OS, so backups aren't clogged with random files in my /home directory. I use Pika Backup to handle the /home directories to a separate backup site.

    It's basically automated, reliable, and sooo fast. Love it.

  • Individually-wrapped bacon slices for sale in a hardware store
  • You're probably gonna wanna pick up a pack of that Charmin as well.

  • I feel old
  • Wait till these dusky dewdrops get the vespers when they see my cut of cabbage.

  • Video Shows First Neuralink Patient Playing Mario Kart With His Mind
  • Except in the neurolinked soldier will still be playing Mario Cart in their mind tossing banana peels into refugee camps.

  • Because fuck women's rights am I right
  • @braingetter is Caleb Pitts from Podcast About Lists. He's a comedian and this is 100% irony. He is making fun of people who think like this.

  • Poster of 'homoerotic' Jesus unleashes chaos
  • That's not Jesus... That's Jared Leto... We do have a problem here.

  • I love-hated Chinatown because the ending is so damn nihilistic. What are some other entertaining movies that have similar endings?
  • After seeing Monster 2003, I remember leaving the theater feeling gut-punched. After reading about the constant child abuse Aileen Wuornos suffered as a kid, it was hard reconciling the path her life took. Charlieze Theron did a masterful portrayal of a broken person grasping at straws for a bit of authentic compassion. It's no wonder Wuornos was such a mess.

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  • 10 Skittles < 3 elephrants.