This is a minor point but on Instagram if you press the logo in the top left you can pick Following and it shows you a chronological timeline of only those accounts you actually follow. Instead of the usual shitshow set of reels.
kimoramay-deactivated20170907
I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto.
The motto was "l hear, I see, I learn" Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for "l hear, I see, I learn" is "audio, video, disco
wonderfulworldofmichaelford Obserwuj
What the f ck that's the best school motto ever change it back
copperbadge Obserwuj
Your yearly reminder that "l learn through suffering" can be translated into Latin as "Disco Inferno"
Amy 16h @lolennui. bsky. social
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns Imao
Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf
Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
Brent @SkyCladBrent:
Imagine there being a website so popular that game console manufacturers put a dedicated button on their controllers to take and post screenshots and then you fuck the website up so much that they disable it
) Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica · May 9:
As of June 10, 2024, it will no longer be possible to post screenshots and videos to X (formerly Twitter) from the Nintendo Switch's Album, or send friend requests to social media users via the Friend Suggestions feature. Find out more: ninten.do/6010YVr2a
Hey I 3d printed that guy to use in my DnD game!
spaf @spaf
Every vendor booth at RSA this year: Powered by world-class Al with a proprietary language model, our product offers unbelievably agile, next-gen threat intelligence-based risk management in the dark net on a quantum containerized blockchain employing breathtakingly advanced data science. Built to be compatible with your SIEM & cloud, its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!
mrdavehill 6h
First I lose Henry Kissinger. Now I lose 0.J Simpson. This is so f#%king hard.
afab boyfriend @princessasterion.bsky.social
ME READING WARHAMMER 40K BOOKS IN 2018: this setting is so fucking dumb. No way a society would let their entire technological infrastructure be controlled by a handful of fanatics that have convinced themselves that computer code is literally God
ME NOW: Ah,
As a mod I'm torn about this post because I agree with it politically, but it's not really a meme. It's just political content and there are other places for that.
benpaddon 17h
With convention season spinning up again, this is your reminder that there is a special place in Hell for cosplayers... more
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jimray @jimray(@mastodon.social
Me, an idiot: "So, kids, by setting the thermostat a little lower and eating less meat, we're doing our part to make the world more sustainable" 41
VCs, very smart: "We just raised $100 billion dollars from the sovereign wealth funds of three petrostates to build the world's largest Al supercomputer. It uses as much power and O9h water as Guatemala and the primary use case is for management consultants to autogenerate powerpoints for justifying mass layoffs."
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Also a little plug for !microblog_memes@lemmy.world which is our WhitePeopleTwitter replacement.
Yeah absolutely. Onwards and upwards now!
Going back to /r/all on reddit now just pure trash. It's unbelievable how badly it's declined, very recently.
Because Irish is literally a different language. You wouldn't ask the same thing about French or Vietnamese or whatever.