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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

The most irreplaceable thing

  • But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

  • Do you think she would have lived longer if she smoked more?

  • Did she live to be a 110 years old

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    My mom's doctor be like

  • Advertising, yes but in this case I'll allow it

  • US Authoritarianism @lemmy.world

    What a safe welcoming neighbourhood

    US Authoritarianism @lemmy.world

    Where your money really goes

  • I didn't know that. I've only known them for like the last couple of years. Granted, in 2013 I wasn't on the Internet yet.

  • I love the Poland balls.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Is this too soon?

  • I dunno. I would have no interest in watching such a thing.

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    We may clown on him a lot but it's genuinely quite dystopian how much power Elon Musk has.

    Videos @lemmy.world

    Movie time: Pat Garrett and Billy the kid by Sam Packinpaw 1973

  • This thread has been so weird for me because apparently something I've always done without ever giving any thought to is weird to people. I don't give a fuck. It's all in jest, anyways.

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    Tripling down on my stance in mildly infuriating

  • Come on dude. Don't tell me you've never drunk milk as an adult. Be honest lmfao

  • No it doesn't. Milk can stay cold for ages. Like I would have any meal gone within 10 minutes.

  • They weren't biologically made to drink alcohol or eat big macs their whole lives either yet here you are.

  • Me? I can't understand why this is such a weird thing to you people.

  • I just like having milk with every meal. I don't like water and having dinner with a fizzy drink is just wrong.

  • I mean, I just annoyed that milk isn't even an option in a lot of restaurants. It's something so basic, like.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    What a beautiful romantic comment by Rishi Sunak

  • Why are you pooping on the dog

  • Thanks for that mental imagery Jordan

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    New Drake Diss just dropped

  • Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn't also listen to Boris

  • When I woke up today I never would if guessed that today is the day I would wind up accidentally learning that monkey prostitutes are a thing.

  • Walter san. I twidles fingers nervously d..don't want go cook. I say in a meak drawn out whimper while staring down at my shoes in fear

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    In this house we share the bananas

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I've been getting very alarming text messages lately.

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'm taking this Breaking Bad role-playing to strange new places

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Douglas MacArthur was going to take things too far

    A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    A literal depiction of how capitalism invades all aspects of life

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    My favourite prank