She looked back and in just one half of a split fucking second she was turned into a pillar of salt

Like just off the top of my head, I could stunlock a teacher for an entire class by asking why God created the aspects of the universe in a different order every time its written in Genesis (in a hypothetical situation where I wouldn't just get detention immediately for being annoying)

Uhhhhhh there's no better way to turn a generation into adamant atheists than to critically read the Bible in chronological order lol. What's the dealio here? Do the teachers have to teach in a hyperspecific way designed to deceive the children? Because it's pretty fucking immediately stupid as hell from page 1.

"CHINA BAD"

"4-LETTER WORDS"

Aha, but we decided that World War II arbitrarily started when Germany invaded Poland after the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, and didn't start because of any conflicts before or after that. Checkmate, tankie

lol, yeah they have a home-made scrapwork feel

Something seems so wrong to me about an automatic without a pistol grip. I know it's because you're supposed to fire these types in controlled bursts rather than spraying a trench or something but it looks so goofy

The transitional period was swarm of bees

This is so fucking stupid lmao. Criticizing America's politics without saying capitalism bad is exactly what the state wants. To the people living in America, neoliberalism is an invisible ideology. Not pointing it out is flailing in the dark, not pointing it out on purpose makes you their tool.

That can't be, they pump so much money into that department and it would irresponsible to misappropriate that

What makes you say this? Not doubting I'm just unsure how that would go either way tbh. I don't have the confidence to say that.

what would you do?

Well as you can see, this heatwave trend will continue all the way west across the Divided Snakkkes until it reaches Nevada and temperatures are expected to reach record breaking highs over the weekend. Over the next two weeks we predict that there is a 80% chance of everything under Heaven being in chaos. Our meteorologists say the situation is excellent. Back to you, Kkkrackkker.

I thought you were exaggerating for comedic effect

I've been saying this. Assassinating two cops to start a brawl where you dance through 15 other guys cutting them all down like an Italian John Wick is so much more fun than slamming a sword into a guy's face 8 times because "oouuugh he's 3 levels higher than meeee"

They eat what

God I still see that regularly. Like every single usual suspect subreddit has at least one person doing the "Day 943 of the 3 day Special Military Operation "

I think that may very well be somebody taking the piss.

It better be

Being a communist on Reddit is like being on the outside of a dumb-fuck-ant farm looking in but being completely unable to change their behavior in any meaningful way

lmao I found this deep in the comments at the end of a wall of text

I dunno why but america has such extreme democratic input on shit that doesnt matter like the election of the local comptroller, and barely any actual democratic input on the shit that actually does matter.

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