Trump shot, Biden retired, Youtube-CEO dead, resignation of the president of Columbia University: All these things happened when I went for a run. I am now going for another.
Trump shot, Biden retired, Youtube-CEO dead, resignation of the president of Columbia University: All these things happened when I went for a run. I am now going for another.
I also went for a run on august 6th this year and on the 22nd of november 1963.
All these things happened as a direct result of my running, this much is obvious. I don't know how my legs are linked to the politics of the US, but I hope to understand my powers some day soon. Also Chris Dorner was briefly resurrected when I hit the gym last week (they found his gun). It seems my thighs quench life and my biceps bring it forth.
Last time I went for a long run (managed to be my longest yet at 13k!) This time I am going for a short 5k. I hope to be able to do it in under 22 minutes (when I was at my peak I could do it just under 18 minutes!) We will see if it is time, distance or speed that determines this.
News just dropped that a billionaire is missing at sea. Not joking, that fucker probably drowned. Thank you for your fitness comrade!!
The name of the fucking boat was "Bayesian" too. Bazinga billionaires are even worse
I was thinking about Jeff Bezos as I ran. Getting closer and closer.
British tech entrepreneur Mike Lynch reportedly missing after yacht sinks off Sicily
The name of that ship? The Bayesian.
The Bayesian
Too perfect, p-values
through the roofexactly 0.5God doesn't play dice, but he sure jokes a lot
It’s like that saying, “a watched pot never boils”. Things only happen when you’re not watching an internet.
There are runs where decades happen
comrade has the
lathetreadmill of heavenTry running backwards and see if someone gets resurrected
juche necromancy secrets revealed
Well you done gon for a run and now you REgon
RE:RE:RE:gon (funny!)
Post hog, ergo propter hog.
Post hog, helicopter hog
TYFYS
finally Egon registered an afterdark account
New bit idea: we make a new live-action Deathnote for Netflix and we replace the book with MC Ride running montages.
Basically what Yu Gi Oh! 5Ds did with motorbikes and card games
Oh shit oh fuck
Is your old handle taking a break? I was worried after you didn't come back from your last run. Don't do that!
I clicked delete account, I do that once in a while to clean house, but it was the first time I'd done it on this one and now "delete" actually means deleted.
If I stop posting then its just because I am in a better place (mentally) though, so don't worry too much. Either that or I've been turned into a newt, which is also good.
If you're doing this alternatingly with two accounts, does that count as John Woo-style dual wielding?
the posting equivalent probably. I accidentally my previous account because "delete account" now does what it says 
Only after having made this did I realise RE:gon would be even better
I think Stephen Fry has a story of generations of his family going to some theatre and American presidents getting assassinated.
I didn't know Stephen Fry was related to Robert E Lee
You got Phil Donahue this run.
or was he an okay dude?He pioneered daytime talk shows and his was the first to include audience participation in the late 1960s with The Phil Donahue Show. I didn't know about this but he did a series of Citizens' Summits with the USSR, which seems like a good thing since the NYTimes hates it in that link.
Maybe not that bad a guy, just the only newsworthy thing announced since your run when I looked.
Run you glorious bastard.
noooooooooooo, not Linda Yaccarino!!oh right, Susan Wocjkijcjcikji
