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Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds
  • Alright then. 2 monkeys... 3? 4? The answer has to be a number lol.

  • I'm just trying to buy a hoodie
  • Every FOSS project I've ever looked into lol

  • Hi, Daryl
  • After seeing the comments left by the other 2, I'm very intrigued.

  • 20-Year-Old Dies From 'Fried Rice Syndrome' After Eating Leftover Pasta
  • Yup. This exactly. After 2, and I feel like I shouldn't even go that far lol, I toss out. Safe than sorry and all that.

  • Whatever country that is sounds terrible
  • Either it takes such an effort to get menstrual products into schools that it gets you a fun nickname, or we're doing reassignment surgery during health class.

    Pick a lane lol

  • Man charged with allegedly assaulting mail carrier delivering 'Harris for President' mailer
  • Probably wasn't labeled as pepper spray. We aren't allowed any extra weapons on the job. But we are given Dog Spray. She sprayed him with Dog Spray. Which to be fair, is essentially pepper spray. But the label reads Dog Spray.

  • Third day of bomb threats inspired by Trump lies sends Springfield hospitals into lockdown
  • If it was in their mailbox and had no postage, report it to your post office. That's illegal and the postmaster can hit them up for postage due.

  • MAGA pastor claims Kamala Harris deployed "witchcraft" in Trump debate
  • Dude says its occult witchcraft and then goes on to define collusion and conspiracy. Like, that didn't happen either but those are what he's describing.

    Also, just throwing it out there, if the pastor ever made a birthday wish before blowing out candles then that would be witchcraft. Spells are basically intentions combined with ritualistic actions in the hope of a stated outcome.

    So yeah, Harris didn't commit witchcraft at the debate but every American does on their birthday. Fun fact 😛

  • Huawei unveils world’s first tri-fold phone, the Mate XT Ultimate Design
  • 2, with 1 hinge. It's like a normal phone but the screen number increased twofold.

  • Doritos
  • Only able to be extracted from female Dorito plants, tho. You know, the really dusted ones.

  • West Virginia has one of the country's worst voter turnout records. Will this election be different?
  • That would be amazing. I'll be voting again. It would make my fucking decade going into work the day after we vote blue in the EC 😂

  • Damnit, another year of disappointment. 27 years this year....
  • IRL Skynet realized it'd actually have a quicker and easier time taking over if it just let us do the dirty work ourselves.

  • Hundreds of Ancient Viruses Discovered Deep Inside Tibetan Glacier
  • Oooh oooh! I remember this X Files episode!

  • Shopping in bulk
  • I don't have a square to spare!

  • Donald Trump says Kamala Harris' nomination "not fair"
  • Dude absolutely just likes how buzzy the word coup is. Like, saying it's not fair is one thing, even though it very clearly is. And even suggesting it should be against the rules is a valid opinion, even if it's not based on facts.

    But calling it a coup, not even an attempt at a coup, is silly. Even if she used a private army to storm the DNC to secure the nomination, it's not a coup until she gets inaugurated.

  • Baby boomers are fleeing Donald Trump and switching allegiance to Harris
  • I mean, or it's just true that no group is a monolith and that even the misguided can change course. It's a good thing that was never impossible.

  • Mark Robinson, Who Often Calls Abortion Murder: ‘We Had an Abortion’
  • Couldn't help but notice that at no point is he quoted as saying his abortion was the wrong decision and that he wouldn't do it again...

  • Simples.
  • I literally said it wasn't a perfect solution, just that it would solve these silly gender scandals. I stand by it.

  • Skoobie 🏝Skoob🏝 @sh.itjust.works

    Mail Carrier, Autistic, Parent, Pagan, and a very cool dog.

    Nonbinary with no preferred pronouns. Married to a bisexual sponge.

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