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  • This card is unnecessary in most cases even you are white. It’s like when you order alcohol at a restaurant. They don’t usually ask for ID if you look old enough. You only need this card when you’re near other white people who are richer than you.

  • Apple won't launch a smart ring, says Oura CEO: 'It's hard to do'
  • I’ll take a ring over the smart watch any day. Battery life alone, makes this easier. Drives me nuts to see my coworkers, friends, dates, just looking at their watch as we chat away or work, then complain about so many alerts.

    So no, smart rings are not stupid

  • 10-year-old walks alone a mile away from Georgia home, leading to his mother's arrest
  • I had a bike. I can assure you, I went MILES away. At 10, I was probably riding 1-5 miles to friends houses or to neighborhoods for selling whatever nonsense my scouts program was selling.

    Just be home when the street lights come on!

  • “I am still alive”: Users say T-Mobile must pay for killing “lifetime” price lock
  • Before eSIM, tmobile global data and text in 150 countries was the dream for my 5x trips a year. Now I just pop into the Eu and pick up a prepaid month European esim and spend €20+€15 additional month vs the $200 a year I was spending. Italy even has a deal in the summer now for €15 for 30 days.

  • Pretending to do real work for 15 minutes
  • I am a former adult cross country marathon athlete, now with less marathon and more glorious dad bod. So eating healthy ultraprocessed “junk” over 3000-4000 calories a day was my life, for years (the 90s was a thing). You do not eat mcdonalds if you are a health conscious athlete. it is NOT calories in/out. Soo much crap for the body to process, there is nothing nutritious for mcds, even the salad is bad for you.

    I ONCE had mcd’s night before a race and felt like shit during the race, which was followed up by, yes you guessed it, had the SHITS while i powered through it and ran my race. Post race, i would have thought I had the flu based on how bad i felt. This is in the 90s of course, when Mcds was going through their “our hamburgers are 100% beef” stage. It tasted great, until it didn’t.

    So yes, we can burn through those calories, but your stomach/asshole be damned.

  • Kamala Harris 'is in control of this hurricane' using 'weather weapons': Alex Jones
  • Nah, need to update climate controller to version 2 and then we have to subscribe monthly in order to have that level of precision. /s

    I like the current theory that this is god smiting those sinners who have turned his words into hatred.

  • The real oppressors
  • Check out the sunrise times in the summer. 5am, we’re seeing dawn breaking. I’m not hiking in the dark, nor on a trail I don’t know. Also, flashlights help for those 20 min.

  • The real oppressors
  • Ha, come hang with me in the summer on a Saturday. We’ll start climbing a 14,000 foot mountain (thats like 4600 meters for my EU friends) at 5/6am with intent on reaching the peak before 12. Why 12? Because the afternoon thunderstorms are rolling in and lets just say lightning is electrifying at 14000…. Well, at any height really.

    Boring, never.

  • Free sample only $9.95
  • I know where you’re going with this and it is 100% what our internet famous generations would do today. In the era of “will it smash”, we test “will it crash”, all for views. The key thing about this movie though, it was after war and we humans were tired of fighting for scraps. So one would hope we wouldn’t need to see if our replicator will make 100 burritos because “why do you need them?”.

  • Amazon tech workers leaving for other jobs in response to return to office mandate
  • Yeah, that was a typo and my experience is limited towards the AWS side which is also facing this issue. But the numbers are there, some people have been at Amazon for a decade, so 20 months (if they had MY package of 2mos per year). Amazon was throwing everything at new hires, because they were making bank on their work.

  • Amazon tech workers leaving for other jobs in response to return to office mandate
  • Like many companies, they overhired in the last 4 years. Some of these people are due years of severance (my offer listed 2months for every year after 1 year), not to mention the vested stocks and other bonuses granted during this insane hot hire period.

    So how do you remove people not loyal to the company? The most hated mandate ever. Amazon is a company that doesn’t need people in the office. This is nothing more than screwing people over.

  • This week I predict there will be a lot of f**ked off astrologers
  • My sister. Last year she begged me to do my charts for the next year. Said I would be happily married and on my way to the EU in a new job.

    I’m divorced and unemployed. But hey, good news is she’ll do my charts over.

  • Apple Vision Pro DB1 - MVD and Keyboard in immersion

    An unannounced feature? I was working on my mac and had turned on the new immersive environment for a quick peek at the new one, and I see my mac keyboard showing through when my hands are near. Nice feature for sure.

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