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Jake Tapper Shocked When Israeli Official Blames CNN Producer’s Family Killed in Israeli Bombing: ‘You Can’t Blame Them’
  • “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”

    “That’s the display department.”

    “With a flashlight.”

    “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”

    “So had the stairs.”

    “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”

    “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard."

  • Laundry day
  • That's not a very efficient way to clean a hammer

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  • Todd Hernandez has a recommendation for you
  • Clearly Todd Hernández has been watching a group of children at a slumber party, and the first thing he says when they wake is "Oh good, you're despierto," followed by the words above.

  • EVs have 79% more reliability problems than gas cars, says Consumer Reports
  • Make it a toggle switch under a cool red cover and I'm in

  • Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
  • I heard that he wanted to get Officer Thomson and his lamp on the case, but the request form was incomplete.

  • The Supreme Court case seeking to shut down wealth taxes before they even exist
  • If the book is titled "Imagine What America Would Look Like if a Single Shitbag Convinced Republicans to Vote Against Every Tax Increase for Thirty Years", then yes, yes he is.

  • When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?
  • Does "mane charring" via "excessive friction" on Fluttershy count? Asking for a friend.

  • No tearing support discussions for me
  • "Fine" being (arguably) marginally better than attempting to decipher a scrambled cable channel that could be either the softcore channel or a travel documentary - either way, you're looking at something that rhymes with "complicating crank".

  • Can anyone confirm?
  • Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.

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  • Now I'm imagining this universe's version of the SNW musical episode: Klingon bluegrass boy band?

    Truck nuts on the nacelles?

  • A large computing cluster at sea might have big implications for AI legislation
  • "Would you kindly vote against your interests?"

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  • Underwater land

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  • Chemical problems require chemical solutions