Human is endoskeleton optimized crab. Arthropod crab is exoskeleton optimized crab.
Speak for your self.
You say we're not crabs, but what do you call car culture and the main battle tank.
We're Hermit crabs!
We’re cosplaying as crabs. We are no crabs.
For reference, just in case you're actually a crab and have been living under a rock: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
Meanwhile the crabs on earth: "yo wtf??"
Are you sure it wasn't "Are you horses yet"?
I just read the synopsis. Wtf did in just read?
So I saw your comment, went to read the synopsis, and was nodding along like "Yeah, this good, what seemed weird?"...and then hit the line "Looking for the bathroom, Cash discovers a shackled half-horse, half-human hybrid who begs him for help."
...wtf?
Of course now I have to watch it
Now that's how a short story is written!
Taste like crab
Talk like people
Crabs do evolve fairly often.
Oh god oh fuck someone out in the black taught them to read
Learning an alien language is what computers and experts are for. It's not easy, but it should be doable. See also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OpoWJbo7oM
Let's remake StarTrek 4, The Voyage Home...but with crabs!
That should be the title as well
Alternate plot line for the movie Contact
We have an over abundance of drawn butter.
Do you want Prador? Because this is how you get Prador.
Note: You do not want Prador.
Neal Asher's space operas are some of my favorite books. The Prador, the AI, Spatterjay, he even has a short story with terrifying carnivorous sheep in it!
Why is it always crabs
You uh... probably want to get that looked at then? :-P
Even our STDs have carcinized.
Maryland responds, "but wait! Where are you?"
War of the worlds?
I was recalling that Wells' "The Time Machine" has a crab like thing the main character encounters near the end...!
Me too, but as a reference in one of Andy Griffith`s books that I forgot its name in english.
