182 0 ReplyHuman is endoskeleton optimized crab. Arthropod crab is exoskeleton optimized crab.
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Meanwhile the crabs on earth: "yo wtf??"
63 0 ReplyHey when they can build radio antennas then they can talk to the aliens. Until then they can go play at the beach.
28 0 ReplyThrow radios in the ocean?
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Which crabs do we choose to represent us?
Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?
10 0 ReplyWho is "us"? You got a crab in your pocket?
5 0 ReplyThe Kurgan would be a solid choice.
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anyone with extensive use of kitchen tongs has a primordial understanding of our clicky-clack fates
94 0 Reply14 0 ReplyIt's true. It's so satisfying to click those tongs, how can we NOT turn into crab?
30 0 Replyreincarnation + carcinisation = clickyclackclack
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Speak for your self.
120 0 Reply24 0 ReplyYou say we're not crabs, but what do you call car culture and the main battle tank.
We're Hermit crabs!
83 1 ReplyWe’re cosplaying as crabs. We are no crabs.
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For reference, just in case you're actually a crab and have been living under a rock: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
74 0 ReplyNow that's how a short story is written!
26 0 ReplyAre you sure it wasn't "Are you horses yet"?
35 0 ReplyI just read the synopsis. Wtf did in just read?
16 0 ReplySo I saw your comment, went to read the synopsis, and was nodding along like "Yeah, this good, what seemed weird?"...and then hit the line "Looking for the bathroom, Cash discovers a shackled half-horse, half-human hybrid who begs him for help."
...wtf?
Of course now I have to watch it
10 0 ReplyIt's an excellent movie, I would recommend watching it, even if the synopsis is insane.
12 0 ReplyA synopsis for a great fucking movie.
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Suddenly another voice breaks through the silence:
38 0 ReplyDed-a-chek?
10 0 ReplyDad-a-chum?
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Crabs do evolve fairly often.
12 0 Reply23 0 ReplyTaste like crab
Talk like people
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Oh god oh fuck someone out in the black taught them to read
11 0 ReplyLearning an alien language is what computers and experts are for. It's not easy, but it should be doable. See also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OpoWJbo7oM
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Let's remake StarTrek 4, The Voyage Home...but with crabs!
8 0 ReplyThat should be the title as well
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13 0 ReplyAlternate plot line for the movie Contact
7 0 ReplyMaryland responds, "but wait! Where are you?"
2 0 ReplyWe have an over abundance of drawn butter.
6 0 Reply"Negative. We are trains."
8 1 ReplyNegative. I am a meat popsicle.
23 0 ReplyI know what you mean. But still...
Not sure if disgusting or delicious.
3 0 ReplyBig badda boom
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Toot toot!
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Do you want Prador? Because this is how you get Prador.
Note: You do not want Prador.
5 0 ReplyNeal Asher's space operas are some of my favorite books. The Prador, the AI, Spatterjay, he even has a short story with terrifying carnivorous sheep in it!
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Why is it always crabs
5 2 ReplyYou uh... probably want to get that looked at then? :-P
3 0 ReplyEven our STDs have carcinized.
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War of the worlds?
1 0 ReplyI was recalling that Wells' "The Time Machine" has a crab like thing the main character encounters near the end...!
2 0 ReplyMe too, but as a reference in one of Andy Griffith`s books that I forgot its name in english.
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