I'm not trying to torture you. Fancy a tasper egg? 🥚

I know right!? Such a shame. They had United Federation of Planets, Romulan Star Empire, and Bajor versions, too.

Qapla'!

Interesting. This is not a proper passport. It's a passport wallet that holds credit cards and a passport, such as you see here. But now I'm intrigued enough to try that on my real passport. 🛂 💳

He's a refugee with the Ferasans.

Of course I will. He's good kitty. 😻😹😺🐾

Only if you have been assimilated. Having a look at your username, it seems you could help with that! ;)

He does! His battles by taking naps are glorious! Qapla'!

I googled the place I bought it from. They're out of business. 🙀😿🛂

You forgot Riker's chest hairs!

So was I, which is saying a lot because musicals aren't my scene.