It does seem to work as intended, though going for a regular buckler is probably a safer bet.

Please don't use the money's paw. It will almost definitely change the game system to FATAL, and I do not, under any circumstances, want to roll for Zaalbar's anal circumference.

I thought he installed spyware on his and his son's computers so that they WOULDN'T be wankers

My strategy has been youtube tutorials, and a lot of practice. Proko has a lot of great tutorial videos with a lot of variety in terms of style and difficulty. Marco Bucci has been probably the biggest help in terms of color theory. David Revoy is another good teacher, though most of his tutorial videos are more focused on Krita.

I totally agree. If you're going to play fast and loose with article headlines, you gotta go all in. "Biden privately pounds 'sick fuck' Trump" really gets the point across and sits stirs the passions of the readers.

We need more villain-as-protagonist games. Tyranny giving you evil choices that were both meaningful, and reasonable, is so much better than the usual "I'm the hero, but I do enjoy kicking puppies on weekends" evil choices in most RPGs.

Hey now. Some vacuums are just built that way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tools

All the ones I've found so far have had vents leading into them. The one on the extraction tile has the vent up and to the left of the big head. The one with the windows is up near the roof in the circular part of the tile iirc.

New battery tech shocks scientist after breakingthrough insulated casing.

Father, you promised me flesh.

I fail to see how stolen and totaled in a police chase is in any way better than just stolen.

I was so sad to hear that they went extinct due to overphishing

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

My go-to strategy for making character art when I really didn't want to do everything by hand was to open Heroforge/videogames, build the character, screencap, then trace and color it in an image editor.

It was one of the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything episodes where the crew and several others were stranded on a desert island. They ran out of food and had to decide who to eat based on who wasn't living by Jesus' teachings. The weirdest part was that it kept switching between parodying Gilligan's Island, Lord of the Flies, and Lost. The plot was really hard to follow up until the cannibalism musical number, then it kinda fit together.

Honestly I'm surprised they even released it as it was since, as far as I remember, it's the only episode that showed any actual violence, even in a toned down PG kind of way.

And the Muppets Christmas Carol soundtrack

Her ponytail weighs like, 20 pounds. Ain't no way she's got the neck strength to support that for a full adventuring day.

I am going to force my friends to play Sexy Battle Wizards, at sword point if necessary.

...Regrettably, I have failed in my mission... But perhaps you can keep the joint lit... There is an old saying in my family... Thou who art stoned, art chosen... In thine exodus from the couch, maketh pilgrimage to the Ancient Kitchen... When thou openeth the The Fridge of Munchis, the fate of the Stoned thou shalt know... Well, now you know... And I can die with hope in my heart... Oh, one more thing... Here, take this... A bag of Funyuns, an Stoner favourite...