The community has one rule which is to post something before you leave

At that point I'd go with an iambic key to squeeze some extra wpm out of it

Mirror Reaper - Bell Witch comes in at 1:23:15

I'd like to think that they could break out of Nestle jail by pointing at all the guards stomachs and giving them otherworldly acid reflux.

I fold any piece of paper into one of those dog-ear corner bookmarks. I've got dozens around, made of everything from sticky notes to receipts to a parking ticket. They way I do it has a line going down the middle on one side that I use to show me which side of the page I'm on.