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  • Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at will to old ladies.

  • The overwhelming majority of the people guillotined during the French revolution were innocent commoners.

  • Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!

    You don't need any help from me, sir.

    That's right! ...

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    Wife trouble

  • This is somewhat similar to how Nicaraguan sign language was developed. Basically, kids at a school for the deaf invented it.

  • Almost certainly. You'd have to go out of your way to find a keyfob system that doesn't. I administer a keyfob system at work, and I can tell you exactly whose key was used on which doors and at what times.

  • The system almost certainly will record every usage of the keyfob. It may also record opening the door from inside.

  • I. Am. Koloth.

  • Computer, delete the cat.

  • Just ask this scientician!

  • You doubt my power?!

  • A standard reference model in 3d modeling.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_teapot

  • The one with Sherry Bobbins; an original creation, like Ricky Rouse and Monald Muck.

  • Yes. It started out flat but was made round in the 2nd age. LOTR occurs in the 3rd age.

  • Apartment superintendent. $62k plus free rent and utilities.

  • In emergency cases most holograms can be shut off to match increased energy demands by weapons and shields.

    Disengage the safety protocols and suddenly you've got weapons and shield emitters than ought to work just as well as their material counterparts, but can't be damaged (or any damage can be instantly reset). We know that holograms can be projected into space so the only limitation would be the range of the holoemitters.

  • At least "crushed by asteroid" is not contagious.

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    Two hunters

    Ye Power Trippin' Bastards @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    I thought I was being pretty diplomatic

    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Where everybody knows your name

    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I respect it when I hear someone clearly attempting a word they've only seen written

    Jokes @lemmy.world

    Of Biblical Proportions

    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Taxonomy

    Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    the paramount digit loop

    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Cetacean Institute, 1986 vs. 2024

    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Hell yeah its weed

    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    TIL Joe Satriani's "Crowd Chant" was meant to be called "Party on the Enterprise"

    Risa @startrek.website

    Often-wrong indeed

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    What is my purpose?