Crazy to think it might be you who doesn't get it, and not the person you're smugly correcting

I find it exceedingly hard to believe that a conservative will not vote for Trump when it really comes down to the day. I think there are plenty that will say they won't all the way up to that point though.

Already cited two, but if you think "mow the lawn" is about Hamas, you're already too far up the IDFs sphincter to likely care

Unbelievable that you can see all this carnage, deliberate use of non surgical engagement, calling Palestinians animals, calling leveling entire population centers "mowing the lawn", and think they are fighting Hamas.

They know exactly what they're doing, they'll tell you themselves even.

Such an important distinction I'm sure, as they both file into the ballet box to vote for the Republican nominee.

How many cringy fake-cute smarmy "Byes!" does it take to get to the center of an actual block? The world may never know...

Oh they can't make graphs or excel sheets either don't worry.

Maybe not explicitly call himself a Zionist or flood the IDF with money

Yeah I know, that's what I said

Not even that, since it's not loaded with violence to the gills the way the other is.

You're right, the IDF has slaughtered far far far more people than appear in the cartoon

What's the overlap of "people who blindly fire at perceived trespassers" and "people who are going to say 'ah, Maria, my Amazon deliveryperson'"?

Incredibly you still have Musk fans that think SpaceX is somehow different than his plethora of other ego projects. They'd watch him piss into incoming wind and explain how his urine splattered clothes are a 4D business chess move

Yet it'll be some dude who gets pulled over for a broken tail light he can't afford to fix who gets front page in a tabloid mugshot magazine

What's the solve? The Republicans are always going to offer up a candidate with more hideous stances than whoever the Dems offer up. The Dems could run Trump himself and the GOP would manage to find someone worse, are you voting for Trump in that race because he's not Super Trump?

I'm empathetic to harm reduction and the associated stances but where does the slide to the right end if Liberal voters loyally motorboat the hooters of the "least bad evil"?

Can't vote our way out of this

Ladies and Gentlemen, the "party of law and order"

But you CAN choose what ice cream flavor is your favorite, shame you chose "boot"

They tried that a bit ago with Ted Cruz and the "taking our gas stoves and hamburgers" but it didn't have much sticking power. It will come around in full strength eventually though.

Wish NPR had the guts to have a left wing bias. Between fund drives, hand wringing, pearl clutching, and some biographic segment on the death of an obscure vaudeville act reviewer, they're pressed for time to come up with anything else

But have you considered the pitched and complex conflict between [an advanced first world military] and [starving children]