Hmm, or maybe I could try glancing and smiling to my invisible dinner companions.
Excellent form, this is my new model to aspire to.
Absolutely, sir or madam, I wish to display my utmost respect.
Would "waitron" be better? I can't keep up with all of the hep lingo.
Looking expectantly at the glass, mopping perspiration from my brow, licking my lips? A hard, grinning stare directly at the server? Eyes downcast, my hands lying dejectedly in my lap?
I'm mostly a lurker wherever I go, but I'll think about posting something there. 🙂
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When not hunched over a computer, you'll find me on my bike or at the gym.
Previous lives: digital accessibility analyst, systems support coordinator, linguistics and german language major, typesetter, musician, actress, distro hopper.