explodicle @ explodicle @sh.itjust.works Posts 1Comments 3,753Joined 1 yr. ago
My wallet is the last piece of leather I will ever own.
Count your blessings, my wife is still a Harry Potter fan and got our kids into it. It's a huge ideological divide between us.
Running isn't even a hobby, it's my default speed.
Unless he is, in fact, a chicken.
And we're working towards the goal of a taco truck on every corner!
Back when the internet sucked, I was young and insecure. So I just asked the girls I slept with how I stacked up against the other guys.
It's amazing how being young and good looking can make up for being creepy and weird.
[Reads all these stories]
Wow, I'm glad I left during the API debacle. Getting banned for an unpopular good-faith post is so frustrating, especially if it's about something important like Gaza.
Which two? Our feeds apparently look different. Is .world defederated from a lot of instances?
Is there a new word that means what literally used to, or do we just have two figurativelys now?
I'd like to try this strategy. Hey Lemmy, is there a "hydro homies" community yet?
Wait can other ADHDudes just turn it on like a faucet? For me it's like an hourly lottery.
Me too but I'm in my 40s and exercise alone isn't enough anymore.
There should be black market health care where the patient pays a "snitch deposit" up front. In a sane country this would be prohibitively expensive, but in the USA we'll just be happy you can get the deposit back.
I can't believe this DarkCloud bot is programmed to stick up for the other bots.
What kind of idiot would underestimate France. They're a nuclear power, hold a permanent seat on the Security Council, and brought us democracy as we know it.
It could happen tomorrow. I would still initially react with "holy shit look at the sky".
If Betelgeuse goes supernova tomorrow, I wouldn't believe my eyes either.