Actually both Debian and Ubuntu are derivatives of Hannah Montana Linux

Very glad to hear that you were able to get him in today and have wounds cleaned and the X-ray. Sorry to hear about the family situation that led to this. Also, don't pay any attention to the people online who read one thing about how outdoor cats are bad and now feel the need to tell everyone about it at every opportunity. While the core idea is true, they don't know and don't care about what actually happened, so no need for you to care about them. Good luck.

Back in my day, the AMD drivers were the janky ones...

Slightly less corporate greed than everyone else

I also become John Lennon when I look at 196

I for one would be very happy to sleep 8 hours straight

It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date

Oh, I was gonna say international housewife

Well, part of an animal, anyway

I like how it decided that hovercraft should always be on the ground

Me after I take a "Reading Compression" class

Two of them!

Op has a dream

I think so yes

Me enjoying the moderately pleasant manic episode

Very polite

Water is just oxygen hydrogen!

It's a shame that hardworking people with real jobs these days have to take on a side hustle as a cop just to make ends meet 😞

My brother in Christ you made the cars