Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans
Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans
‘You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts,’ the driver thought at the time
cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/3045623
He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”
He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.
Ah yes, the ol' Incel defense: You can’t cite me bc I don’t respect you.
Right? I don't respect cops in general, but I still have a speeding ticket on my record.
The "fun" intersection of incel with sovereign citizen bullshit.
Narrator: she could, in fact, arrest him.
You could make a documentary about this.
He can’t respect her because she’s a sex worker and not because she’s a cop? Man talk about being right for the wrong reasons
Who the fuck pays $30 to watch an online sex video?
there is nothing more pathetic than paying for pornography. or even being an avid consumer of it. one time a friend of mine told me to follow him on twitter and his entire feed was full of animated fetish porn. lost all respect I had for him. keep that shit to yourself.
Being on OF definitely doesn't grand the right to pull over drivers! Being a cop however, does..
Just have to hit him back with the “I can’t respect you or anything you do because you pay $29.99 for porn when you can just get it for free. So your bail is now doubled as you clearly have more money than you need.”
"you can't arrest me no more, I've seen your privates" lmfao
Cops hate this simple trick
Bro paid to watch her and says he can't respect HER. Ok
It's a nice loophole, but following all your local cops' OnlyFans can be expensive.
Much better to just go after the OnlyFans of judges. They can't sentence you if you've seen their private parts.
“I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me"
Most people wouldn't want anyone to arrest them. Arrest is done against the arrestee's will. That's kind of the point.
Exactly. Oh no, you can't respect her? Luckily respect really isn't necessary when it comes to arrests.
Reminds me of those Sovereign citizen videos on Youtube. People are sitting in their cars feeling all high and mighty filming the cops saying they can't arrest them for X or Y reason then the cops just bust their windows and pull them out whilst they're still screaming their bullshit. I'm not the biggest fan of the police but I do find those videos satisfying.
I have actually heard from several police officers from a variety of departments that when they e counter a Sovereign Citizen they tend to have a policy to drop the situation unless it is a felony offence because too many officers have been gunned down by them over traffic stops and such.
So, in other words, it works?
Damn, America man. Holy shit
Damn, America man. Holy shit
Cops already want to shoot you and your dog, and your brilliant move is to dunk on them?
Yes, at the minimum.
I too don't have any respect for people who have sex. I only respect asexuals.
Unfortunately for you, not all asexual people don't have sex. The amount of people you respect just keeps on dwindling 😔
Fair and valid
yeah, where do these people get off on having sex
Some people guide their behaviour by a sense of morality.
Others are guided by the threat of authority.
And still more are guided by whatever is most convenient at the time.
This guy has neither. He’s the ultimate idiot.
OnlyCuffs
¡¡ New roleplay video !! Watch me pull over and handcuff this fan, fine him then take him to court for contempt of cop ! 💦👮♀️
I wanna know who's behind the onion and how tf they come up with this stuff. This is gold.
more than two hours and still no link? 😱
I searched in a different thread already and couldn't find it either. Even when using the search on OF for her bio words...
I think it's down now.
If this actually worked there would’ve been a black market of naked cop videos
It's a shame that hardworking people with real jobs these days have to take on a side hustle as a cop just to make ends meet 😞
Did The Onion manage to sell one of their stories to the Indie?
You paid for porn, you're worse.
Yes let us all go about not compensating people for their work. That surely will not be a problem.
Can they arrest me if I'm on onlyfans?
Yes. Sinner.
So is nobody going to post it?