Pretend your are a church to avoid paying taxes. Driving for Jesus

Why not healthy?

Run Michelle instead

Whenever I see the word meanwhile I think of Steve Colbert

Yes

Jared Kushner 2 Billion dollars

Republicans also support genocide

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Thank you.

Texas is now progressive

Limit how much debt a person can have is a better solution.

Product of immigrants. He treats immigrants the way his grandparents got treated

Will the Girl Scouts do the same thing?

If government can ban tik tok can also ban Chinese electric vroom vroom

2nd baseman threw the ball home at high speed. Picture ducked, catcher dove to get he ball. Runner sliding, umpire down on ground to see if the runner hits the plate

Some people use Linux to stand out and look cool. You are not cool.

Banging in the nails: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SvA8NPAl2Dg

Black people never wear masks when they are up to no good

Put a really big wooden spoon over the mouth of the volcano

Where are you buying this produce?

Farms will stop functioning. Lemmys will go to the grocery store and say "where is the food?"