5. I would overload the first portion of your resume with as many keywords related to the stacks you're familiar with because it's not like humans are reading these anyway.

But really, there's Microsoft apps in that list.

I'm not surprised, I started receiving bans as soon as there were rumors of an IPO. Everything about the site experience has degraded since then. I still check it from a few teddit/libreddit instances, but otherwise never giving reddit a single monetizable gesture ever again.