I didn't create social media
Social media created me

The first one doesn't even have a fire. Maybe they have super powers and blew out the fire already and now flies away to their next thing

Rust and chill

What did you say? I guess I leave the meeting and rejoin runsaway

What did you say? I'm afraid my internet connection is broken

You can't choose every decade. It jumps from now to 2070 without a step in between. Pretty disappointing. I was looking for 2040s music. I guess it will take years until they add that.

This is photoshopped like all NASA "photos"

I've been to a workshop about green tea recently and you can prepare it with any water temperature. You can make it with cold water, it just takes longer. You can even place ice cubes into the can, put tea leaves on top and let them melt

I wouldn't call them fairies but who am I to judge

Have you ever seen a binary tree grow? Maybe they put the pants on each level while it is the lowest one before the next level grows

Wait, fid you also destroy Tokyo?

Not flip but kind of. Other comments have already explained it if you haven't seen them yet

With an honorable mention for the cocktail fork. If you don't want to drink it, at least use a spoon

Why would you eat a table?

Smells like teen something something, I've never been to Nevada

My company sends fake phishing mails and once you open the link it says "you're lucky, this was just a test" and you get tons of new fakes. I think I never got a mail from outside tho I didn't click all so who knows

Thanks, I'm not good at tone in my native language already and even less in English. I didn't give the comment much thought, I could have found a better phrasing.

About the coffee machine: I refilled it today so it must have been someone else who didn't

I'm in the positive again, maybe it was my other comment or it's just fluctuating

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How is there space between the solar system and interstellar space? Isn't interstellar just everything between the star systems?