What kind of person do you think the Trump shooter is? Wrong guesses only.
What kind of person do you think the Trump shooter is? Wrong guesses only.
You don't wanna know what happens if you end up guessing right.
John Hinkley Jr just can't shoot straight to save his life
59 0 ReplyIt was 7DeadlyFetishes
51 0 Replysome weird qanon person who has dug themselves so deep that they think the only way to bring about the storm is to sacrifice trump
48 0 ReplyA wine mom with resting bitch face at the ready and a .22 with a water bottle on the end who's had enough of Mango Musolini
48 0 ReplyUlyssesT
44 0 ReplyOne of the resistance libs finally snapped.
40 0 ReplySomebody that actually went to the range.
37 0 ReplyAlec Baldwin
36 0 ReplyIt was Jodie Foster to try and impress John Hinkley Jr.
33 0 Replyhe was not known to the fbi
32 0 ReplyShinzo Abe. He wasn't really killed. He went underground to train for one last mission. Which he botched
26 0 Replyr/TrueAnon power poster
24 0 ReplyA Nazi who's pissed off that Trump doesn't want to give shitloads of money to Ukraine.
23 0 ReplyOne of the Lemmy vote libs realised they can't convince the left to vote so they took matters in to their own hands
22 0 ReplyPermanently Deleted
20 0 ReplyHunter Biden, trying his best and failing yet again
20 0 ReplyTime traveler sent to kill Doidld Tyatsmr but went too far back and shot the wrong guy
19 0 ReplyContrapoints
19 0 ReplyA MAGA supporter that's jealous that BlueMAGA has a candidate on the verge of death and wanted to take matters into their own hands.
17 0 ReplyTiedrich
17 0 ReplyDon Jr. trying to take his dad's attention back from Barron
17 0 ReplyThe ghost of Leon Czolgosz possessing the body of a never-Trump Republican
16 0 ReplyIt was me
16 0 ReplyHis son, the one he forgets he has, found some of those party poppers with the confetti and cardboard disks and started playing with them nearby, hoping to win his distant father's attention if he was perceived as celebrating hard enough.
One of the carboard disks caught the wind and gave him a papercut.
16 0 ReplyThe Silver Legion
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14 0 ReplyGuy wasn't shooting at Trump; the guy behind Trump fucked the shooter's wife. And damn it, he nailed that guy.
14 0 ReplyKeir Starmer (he's a spy and was/is in the States)
14 0 ReplyIt's literally just John Hinckley again
13 0 ReplyUkrainian and Azov Battalion member protecting the future of his country.
13 0 ReplyThere was no shooter. Due to climate change, the increased median ambient temperature in Butler, PA reached a high enough point that it caused a chambered round in a spectator's Ruger 10/22 to spontaneously combust and propel itself at Trump's ear. The outgas from the exploding round caused the semi-auto action to chamber the next round in the magazine, which also spontaneously combusted and propelled itself out of the barrel, and so on and so forth.
13 0 ReplyAn aged Jam band guy from the Southern tier of New York. Probably started a web store selling dried mushrooms and is now the millionaire next door type with a cabin on the finger lakes. He met his wife at Cornell and they have a daughter who moved West so it's just the two of them and their Corgi named Winston.
13 0 Reply"It was not an assassination attempt. I was deer hunting. Yes, I am guilty of doing it out of season but..." - Bernie.
12 0 ReplyJeff Tiedrich's brain broke after the debate and it's the only thing he could think to do.
12 0 ReplyLee Harvey Oswald, risen from the grave.
12 0 ReplyUkrainian
11 0 ReplyI wish the trans mega can overtake the news mega.
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Our latest update on the killer shows that the killer goes by she/her pronouns.
11 0 ReplyA cop who bent over and had his gun fall on the ground.
11 0 ReplyIt was the missing bullet from the JFK assassination that went through a portal through time to hit Trump.
11 0 Reply10 0 ReplyBarron's been training his whole life to take down the Trump crime cartel from the inside
10 0 Reply"I told you not to miss! Was I not Pokemon Crystal clear about that?"
10 0 ReplyTrump shot first. This was an act of self defense.
9 0 ReplyJeff Tiedrich snapped
9 0 ReplyMystique disguised as Gambit.
9 0 ReplyA investment portfolio specialist from the Bay Area. Has a substack about the mueller investigation that was updated as late as last week.
8 0 ReplyOne of trump’s secret service who is so sick of his job but knows the only way out is his death.
8 0 ReplyRosie finally had enough
Alternatively: Mike Pence
8 0 ReplySomeone who decided life was too boring and decided to do that for fun.
8 0 ReplyRadical liberal
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7 0 ReplyQ
It's all part of the plan
7 0 ReplyMotherfucker was Woke CRT Antifa and we all know it!
7 1 Reply4 0 ReplyTrump got shot??? Wow. You're telling me this for the first time
4 0 Replyhe's Ruzziun
4 0 ReplyJohnny Harris
3 0 ReplyPinkerton with an Atari logo tattoo
3 0 ReplyAlec Baldwin
2 0 ReplyWhat if it was your mom?
2 0 ReplyWhat if it was Felix Biederman?
2 0 ReplyLarry "Pixy" Foulke
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