Oh, no.

Were it only that easy.

Started smoking cigarettes again recently too. Fuck self care!

I've never heard it put quite like this before. Poetic.

If your sushi place is serving you pink ginger, it's time to find a new sushi place.

Thank you for addressing this.

This might be just the meme I need to save my marriage.

Boys will be boys.

I hope that plane crashes, and in a freak twist of fate everyone survives but her.

They just hit the second tower.

Hail Satan!

Well, imagine my shock.

Do they owe us a living?

Horca

If I suddenly became a competent adult, I think it might tip people off.

I also hate the Beatles.

I don't see what's surprising about it. Different people like different things, it's no big deal.

I suppose The Man In Me would be the one exception.

Sounds like heaven to me.

That sounds truly awful, much like the music of Bob Dylan.