Son, never date a horse girl.
You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.
How to get your hair ripped out and receive a collapsed lung in one easy step!
I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.
It seems I don't know enough about those kind of things, but thinking about it I guess that's still too much.
Bro you just fucking slayed me. 🤣
I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea
Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she's looking at a broken neck.
I don't care if someone is holding the head, or if it's hitched to a post; horses' butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.
Horse girl finally becomes part horse.
so, she's gonna die doing this, right?
I see no way this could turn out poorly.
So. Much. Poop.
Hey that's my bands name
Nice! This could make a pretty sweet album cover.
Let me guess: AI
No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?
Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*
That horse decides to move suddenly and you're coming with.
And if it's fast enough, it may be only your scalp.
It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(
/s just in case
Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.
First time that thing bucks, her neck is snapping, and the nicest horse you'll ever meet would never put up with this shit for long.
Shou Tucker did it. That crazy SOB actually did it!
Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!
remove it fast until the horse shit
HIDE THIS FROM TINA!!!!
Uhhhhhhhhh
Neigh
Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
giddyup
