Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.
It'd be more effective if they had a trace of moral fiber.
They’re fucking children.
Yes but enough about Matt Gaetz.
This thread and comment bring to mind Isaac Asimov's short story The Last Question.
They do list an age range of 4 to 99 so he's well within normal limits.
If this passes, I look forward to its inclusion in SovCit legal fanfic lore.
Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
Glaad to hear it.
For instructional purposes only:
I guess it got so bad that they moved the original form (archive link) to this new URL with a 2 at the end (live at the time of this post) and added some fields.
I'd lean toward Ravache as VP since these are republicans we're talking about. Could set up some references to Palin that way too.
Not sure how to work it in yet but Ravache sounds a bit like "la vache" which is French for "the cow". I'm sure there's comedy to be milked from that but it could be a load of bull.
I'd watch a comedy movie (possibly also sequels) about a Santos/Ravache presidential campaign. Might just be "Mrs. Doubtfire Does D.C." but if the ridiculousness of this whole Santos thing was toned down enough to be believable, it could be entertaining.
Would have been nice if they'd stopped conducting research on it before 2019. Close the barn door after the horse has bolted much?
Should have ended on his father's tissues. Of course, it all happened long enough ago that he'd probably have to invent the damn things but I'd happily live in a world where they're referred to as McConnells instead of Kleenex.
Meanwhile, the Beekreeper escapes the scene unnoticed and prepares to summon its apian horde elsewhere.
I was in the middle of something in another room and it occurred to me that this familiar expression could be adapted for ADHD: A watched pot never catches fire. Good reminder to exercise a little extra caution in the everyday tasks that get boring but are still dangerous if you get complacent. Driving, cooking, poking around in a running computer with screwdriver even though you know you should shut it off, that sort of thing.
Now if you'll excuse me, I should get back to cooking breakfast before the "food is done" alarms start going off throughout the building.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/3494377
> Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it?
[Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]
Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it?
[Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]
User @soraya@lemmy.world (Soraya Pepe) is advertising a forum service as well as a booking site where you can order donuts* that they'll deliver to your hotel room. They are using bit.ly links to obscure links to their forum topics in community sidebars as well. These communities are !free@lemmy.world and !woman@lemmy.world.
Donuts*
Probably not donuts.
@comcreator@lemmy.world has created 80+ communities here, most of which are empty save for a "Looking for moderators" post. Some have 0-3 posts which are nearly all from the creator and a couple have some regular user activity.
I recognize that this may not be against the rules as long as it's not simply for the purpose of squatting on a name but is worth observing for future developments. It does not appear that this user intends to actively moderate since they're looking to hand those communities off as soon as they're created.
https://lemmy.world/u/HeGetsUs_ad / https://lemmy.world/c/hegetsus
"He Gets Us" advertising campaign setting up on this instance.
Edit: And it's gone. Thanks!
The image was in one of my old document folders alongside some saved image macros and things. Think he was called Candleman, Candlejack, Candlestick, something like that. I just don't remem-