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What candy flavors are always cast but are never the star?
  • As a certified Orange Enjoyer, it always perplexed me how other kids were always so ready to trade away their orange Starburst.

    As someone who also thinks the pink ones are way overrated, though, it ultimately didn't matter to me, because li'l me was out there making some deals

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  • Them, "Why are you like this?", Me:
  • Hah! Why would I go to all that trouble when there are a million other things I could do to get the dopamine now?

    Oh, yeah. Right. Because I need to do that one thing to keep my life from degrading. But..there are a million other things I could do. Shit.

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  • Helene refuses to be CANCELLED by WOKE state of Florida
  • Hahah, yeah. Fuck those people. Let them suffer. Why should my hard-earned tax money go to helping people I don't like? I'm not trying to victim blame or anything, I just think it's their fault and they deserve to burn for it.

    (If people need help, you help them. You don't put conditions on it so that you can rescind help just to make a point.)

  • Teach the children.
  • Wasn't so long ago that someone would get laughed out of a room for taking the internet this seriously. People never planned for the inevitability of the internet being central to modern life, and, years later, here we are.

    So, to whomever needs to hear it: Maybe start taking things like what this person is saying a little more seriously going forward.

  • It's a choice
  • Look, I respect your right to be how you are, but keep it in your church. I don't need to see it everywhere I go, and I damn sure don't want it anywhere near me. I don't have a problem with you, but if you try any of that God shit on me, I'm gonna put you on your ass, bro.

  • How serious are you guys when you talk about punching nazis?
  • It was the threat of the bartender reaching for the bat. If the nazi didn't think there was a chance he'd actually use it, the threat wouldn't work.

    The threat of violence is a deterrent to keep nazis from getting too bold, thinking they can do what they want without repercussion.

    Some people think the threat of violent response is overreaction to someone who's just expressing their ideas. As a bisexual man, I think it's a pretty even response when those ideas are "hey, what if we rounded up you and everyone like you and marched you off to death camps?"

    At the very least, you can never let them believe that you'll just roll over and let them do it.

  • TIL the US Government once released its own video game to inform, educate, and recruit prospective soldiers.
  • This game and the OG Planetside both taught me the simple joys of fighting for/on a bridge.

    You can have a huge overworld, you can have an intricate map with all the lanes and passageways you want, but, in the end, the (much, much older) children yearn for the bridge.

  • What are some game series you would like to see revived? And if possible, which entry should the new game follow from?
  • Came to say inFamous, but specifically picking up after the evil ending in 2. The way that frames it could allow for character customization, and maybe even getting to choose your powerset.

    It could even have multiplayer elements if that's where they wanted to go with it. Not sure how well PvP would work out, but co-op missions could be fun. But, it could work just fine without any of that

  • What's a phrase you hear a lot, but disagree with?
  • "Can't teach an old dog new tricks" is one that's very pertinent to my life right now.

    So, I was a pretty dedicated musician in my younger years, but I've never quite gotten around to learning how to produce music digitally. Recently, I've been trying to learn. Thing is, since I'm in my early 30s, I'm only just now hitting that age where my neuroplasticity isn't what it was when I was 20, and learning things is starting to become noticeably a little more difficult.

    So, that's where I think the expression comes from. You get older, you try to learn something new, you underestimate how much more difficult learning that new thing is at your current age (because, honestly, you have no way to gauge how hard it'll be until you're doing it), the challenge gets the better of you, and now you have to admit defeat.

    "Can't teach an old dog new tricks" is basically a different way of saying "No, no! I'm not owned!! I didn't lose!!!" It's a way of shielding oneself from the sting of defeat by framing it as "well, that's just the way things are when you're older." It's not that you couldn't rise up to the challenge of learning. You just cannot teach old dogs new tricks, and that's a fact. Don't you hear people say that all the time? Why would people say it so much if it weren't true? So, yeah. I didn't lose. I'm not owned.

    It's an especially harsh process when you're learning to do something related to something you already know really well, and struggling with it, like I am with music production. It makes you question how well you really knew that thing in the first place. But, like I said, I'm only in my early 30s. If I were 60 and struggling to learn a new way to do something I've been doing my whole life, I'm sure it'd be wayyy more demoralizing. I'm sure I'd want to guard my feelings from that.

    So, I get why the expression exists. I just don't think it holds any real weight. People treat it like it's some fact of life, but it's just an excuse. You've just gotta keep pushing, be prepared to accept failure when it rears its ugly head, and then muster the energy to get back up and get back on as many times as you can before you're beat. Easier said than done, though.

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