Howdy Y'all, my name is Kenichi Smith!
I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
Folks, the bourgeoisie, they're no good 
Women Do a Disproportionate Amount of Reproductive Labor isn't as catchy tho sadly
I'm going to miss AMLO's slow speeches
Continuing the legacy of his former boss the Deporter in Chief
Large language models can't golf and drink martini lunches so they'd actually be pretty poor CEOs. They'd do the "read a quarterly report prepared by Marketing out loud" part well though
literally Fahrenheit 451
My "tainted meat did not enter the commercial food supply" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Logging on to reddit and asking "what time is it in Washington DC, buddy? Got your Biden bux for this post?"
“Hades II in Early Access already has more environments, foes, and fully-voiced characters than the full version of the original Hades game.
I'll never forget the sight of the national guard in their armored cars backing up the pigs on my city's main street in 2020. Fucking stormtroopers facing us down and people think we don't live in a police state
Aerospace defense fighters intercepted a small balloon traveling over Utah, NORAD announced Friday.
Luckily the military was able to scramble a few multi-million dollar jets to deal with the latex menace, OORAH!
https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2024/01/22/utah-teachers-could-be-paid-500/
wokescolds will tell me their "specific duties" are to enforce the state's monopoly on violence smdh
When I first got laid off I thought it would be chill to be on unemployment for a month or two, but now that I've applied for hundreds of jobs with just two interviews I'm starting to think I'll run out of money before I find a new gig
The job market is such dog shit right now. I don't even hear back from jobs I'm overqualified for, and almost every job I've applied to pays less than what I what I was making years ago. Love too see the savings I've carefully socked away for years go down the drain in a few months