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Amazon plans to open an airport in California with the assistance of Musk’s Starlink which will make use of first ever AI air traffic control technology
Adam Sandler ejected from Walmart at an airport after “vibrating sounding rod” caught the attention of security
Serj Tankian confesses during interview that he was paid “a hefty sum” by the CIA to add the Tiananmen Square line on the song “Hypnotize” to distract from Nike’s sweatshop scandal
Marvel star Robert Downey Jr keeps receiving daily deliveries of “used sounding rods” to his New England cottage from an unknown perpetrator. The Iron Man actor says “it is destroying me mentally”
Bernie Sanders rushed to ER to undergo emergency surgery after performing “lethal sounding technique” which involved a pronged fishing lure
Trump admin considering a nationwide ban on frank Herbert’s science fiction series “Dune” for promoting “Islamic extremism”
Rumors stirring within the White House that Trump is considering pardoning Luigi Mangione if convicted
Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh dead in fiery car crash after suffering cardiac arrhythmia post orgasm Apple Watch indicates he was masturbating behind the wheel
Ukrainian military coup underway astroops storm Ukrainian presidential palace. Millions of protestors flood the streets to topple their failed leader Zelensky
Tittyananmen? Chinese government under siege by protesters after nationwide porn ban announced
In response to former governor Cuomo entering race for mayor, current mayor Eric Adams legalizes crack cocaine