Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you...

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What's the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!

Ew... Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

Could be one cob of corn with many popped kernels, you can't prove it's not...

Love like a brother?...

Why the hell is it not required for AWS to host mirrors considering how large of a company they are if they're gonna use Fedora in their product? There has to be some way to enforce a maximum user base before contributions are necessary to avoid being blocked.

You say engineering, I say Weird Science

Wait... Does the notice post automatically or did you do that?

Edit: Oh shit!

Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

And the music video for Fat, the original song by Weird Al that he parodied, was actually directed by his brother Muffin Scorsese

Unsuspecting? I'm pretty sure it's on my wishlist...

Can't tell if that's Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe...

Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!

Are beans allowed again on Lemmy?

Technology's Cyclical

Rise and shine where the sun don't shine...

That's why we've forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can't lose him too

Why's it smell like steamed hams?

I'm 5'4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don't normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don't need encouragement in that case... just a ladder.