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One of my coworkers had to do part time jail for a DUI. He lost his driving privileges and had to serve his time on the weekends, but he got to keep his job.

I got one once and it was good. I would prefer the burger but it's a good dog!

Excellent post!

that looks awesome!

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AAhR5

Robinhood stock trading app now offering election gambling seems a bit on the nose. Reuters

Usually polls start to close around 7pm local time, so you'll start seeing reports then

Yeah I think until February(?). Wild

Omg what is this gif from? It's perfect

I am the honey.

Wow, some real clown behavior from Linus.

Seriously - people were so much more energized under Trump

I thought I could just flip over to the mod log to read this, but the table formatting is gone