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did you misread the hashtag

how do you grow zero exponentially

Idiocracy is a shit movie, language evolves, and dialects are not indicative of intelligence, which is another reason why Idiocracy is a shit movie.

that's not enough damage. come on, elon, you pussy. show us what you can really do.

edit: nvm other people pointed it out.

it's just too convoluted and cryptic to be true.

i don't say this to people but a lot of piercings around the nose area just look like snot. some even look like a hitler stache. i don't even know how they don't see it that way, i mean it's a bubble coming out of your nose.

didn't think about the numbers and i thought it was going to be about the mcnuggets problem

see popular woman, get sad

team america only starts as satire, in the end it's pretty ra ra usa

i think the point they're making is that not being into politics prevents one from recognizing the root cause(s) for these problems and indirectly perpetuates them. which I think is by design honestly. it's in the best interest of capital owners that working people are not interested in politics.

40% cops

this dude was a liberal economist who was against socialism and was making arguments that laws most protect private property, as opposed to "plunder" the property of people.

This dipshit inspired Ronald Reagan.

he didn't say it anyway, the quote is a paraphrasing from Imaginary Conversations by Walter Savage Landor.

Little men in lofty places, who throw long shadows, because our sun is setting.

what do you call a Nazi with a black eye?

a good start

yeah also ban those... how does all that affect this exactly?

all the more reason. what's the point of banning something if no one's doing it

something tells me neither of these are genuine attempts at properly using the definitions but rather clever subversions with deliberately obtuse interpretations in pursuit of... checks notes... humor.

i love this. US laws regarding bribery are barely a notch above the honor system already.

the rules are basically "hey, you can take bribes in return for favors, but please make sure that your briber doesn't say 'I'm giving you this sack of money, conviently labeled "bribes", as a bribe so you can do favors for me in exchange' and you don't say 'understood, i will abuse my power to do favors for you in exchange for this bribe'—and as long as you don't both say these things on record and label the money as ’bribes’ you're good"...

... and this motherfucker's like "let's just do it anyway, we'll get away with it so who cares"

nothing more marriage material than a dude who believes in:

• a man
• a flag
• a holiday

wow where are people with such deep philosophical beliefs now

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