rasbora @ rasbora @lemm.ee Posts 16Comments 35Joined 1 wk. ago
Gimps were a thing long before Pulp Fiction, buddy.
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… Or so I’ve been told!!
Why should I?
8/3/2012
8th of Feb
Feb
You uh… you sure about that?
Just stare at it for long enough and you’ll be able to tell by the shape it burned into your retina.
Drr drr.
Kool aid
*Flavor Aid, and generally following a long, rambling sermon of your cult leader after the murder of a U.S. Congressman.
“Hey! Who didn’t flush?!”
Hey, you know the saying.
Even a broken cock cums twice a day.
“But what about my rights?? Drinking spoiled milk with chalk probably cures cancer or something, of course They don’t want you doing that! Why do you hate freedom?”
How about instead of that we tackle the problem by the source? Taking showers is so last century.
Dry cleaning for humans. Boom! Problem solved!
How did Charles even get the note from Jill? Did he purposely wait until he was driving to write his? How did he intend to send her his reply, was he perhaps driving over to her place to hand it over in person? Then why write it in the first place, and not just tell her!
I call shenanigans.
"Why is my flight delayed?? Let's force my way into the cockpit, surely this will speed things up!"
escaped the vaccines
What does that mean?
I’m sorry for that, I do apologize.
If I recall correctly, they’re both supposed to be adults, but out of context I can definitely see your read on it having a parent-child dynamic. In which case I agree, that would not be funny at all.
The Creeps by Jean Floch
Thank you, I couldn’t for the life of me remember how this comic was called or who made it, and searching for it yielded no results. It used to be on GoComics but not anymore.
It can be challenging.
It has its upsides, though. My wrist watch now fits around my waist; the amount of money I save by not having to buy new belts anymore is unreal.
My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, getting most of it stuck in his fur…
Just a little bug. Customer, who was sitting in the couch while ordering, clicked “Use my current location” instead of manually supplying their address; normally quite convenient but due to the latest (untested!) software update on the vendor’s website, FedEx got supplied with the actual gps coordinates instead of the nearest reachable address.