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The local dog park has kiddie pools by the water spigots.

It was like 102 degrees (~39Β°C) yesterday evening (and about as humid as Vietnam), but he was SOOOOOO BORED. So I got him out of the house. He made it eleven feet into the park, pooped, and immediately went to the pool afterwards to wait for me to fill it.

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Got Her Gasping
  • This implies my mom isn't yet 3 years old so...

  • Not to mom shame...
  • You're asking them to think. That's your first mistake.

  • Fly, you fools!
  • When I fly, I fly from Oklahoma City. Getting through OKC is a dream. Hardly anyone flies out of here. Tix are usually cheaper flying from DFW. In my experience, you have to leave really early, maybe get a motel room, and it costs at least another $70 worth of gas to get there. It's so much extra cost and inconvenience. It's actually been cheaper overall for my wife and I to fly from OKC since we live here.

    It's like 30-45 minutes getting from your car to your boarding area. Getting through TSA is always pretty quick and easy. I can't imagine the place is solvent.

  • Have you ever owned a rare or unusual car?
  • I have a '97 Honda Prelude Type SH. For the 5th generation, only about 60,000 USDM Preludes were made. The Type SH was more expensive. There was also no automatic option for the Type SH, and since manuals were already dying in the 90s, I'd guess that they didn't even sell more than a few thousand of them.

    It's a little rough. One of these days, I'm gonna dump a few thousand bucks into it and make it beautiful. But we're working on our house and some other things first. Someone put a bunch of those bluish LEDs all over the thing. I deconverted it back to soft white halogens.

  • It's all in the past now
  • Did you know mathematicians and programmers often confuse Christmas with Halloween? That's because DEC 25 is also OCT 31.

  • It's all in the past now
  • Did you know mathematicians and programmers often confuse Christmas with Halloween? That's because DEC 25 is also OCT 31.

  • I fuckin' knew it!
    • Vehicle - equipment that carries people, animals, and/or cargo;
    • Unmanned - not controlled by a single person or crew;
    • Aerial - idk this bitch is floating.

    Conclusion: Earth fits the definition of an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle aka a drone. Thanks Obama.

  • Stay Informed
  • As an Okie and a Linux user, I feel this.

  • Get in line.
  • Can't lose something I never had to start with

  • Which are your preferred laptops?
  • My preferred laptop is the one I have lol

    Which is an Acer Aspire V3-372T. I don't think anyone knows or cares about the model. I can't even find examples on eBay. I bought it in 2016 for grad school. It ran Ubuntu perfectly for the better of 5 years. I switched to Debian a couple months ago and it runs that flawlessly.

  • Le Murca
  • Here's something I learned from the 2005 feature film "Lord of War" starring Nicholas Cage:

    That flag is now Dutch.

  • It's impossible that they could hurt me
  • Well, according to taxonomists, all carnivores are either cats or dogs.

    Carnivora are divided into two suborders, the Feliformia, containing the true felids and several "cat-like" animals; and the Caniformia, containing the true canids and many "dog-like" animals.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivora

  • True fact
  • Can confirm: He stole my girl.

    He stole me too.

    The rest of the guy:

  • Never forget what they took from us...
  • "$3,000 setup to play a game from 2010."

    I have an RTX 4070 that I've been using to play Half Life. I've owned my copy for a while, but have never played it.

    Drives my wife crazy lol

  • Vaccine Microchip comparison over the years (1956-2020)
  • Not to mention that one COVID microchip stores as much data as 20,000 polio microchips.

  • Here's my dude. I have no idea what he is.

    Meet Sherlock. He's about 1Β½ years old and weighs 70 pounds. This guy spent two hours bouncing all over the four-acre dog park, and still wanted to play once we got home.

    We get asked all the time what he is. My wife sent off a DNA kit so maybe we'll have an idea in a couple weeks. I'm pretty sure those ears pick up shortwave radio.

    We adopted him in August. Here he is the day we took him home.

    !

    He's really intelligent. He knows a lot of commands. Most of them he does right away, but he's not always so eager to please. You just have to show him that no matter how stubborn he is, you're even more stubborn. He gets there soon enough.

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