Or those nice warranty stickers which disintegrate when peeling off

'Do I get a discount if I take your free gym bag with the name of your gym'. Response is always no and a very weird stare

Also grocery bags. I pay for them, don't want you logo on it

You just keep reinforcing the stereotype

Yep we figured that out after your first remark.

Yes it is. Its on f-droid

Am using stealth. No keys necessary. Just add your favourite subreddits and you are done