LinkedinLunatics

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/surazghimire_linkedin-joke-influencer-activity-7209045694303633408-y-I4

I saw this and thought, well yeah that VP is right, cold calls are annoying spam. However, based on the insane comments by all the salespeople, you'd be wrong. Like, are salespeople that out of touch with normal people?

Alt: post about hiring someone without experience, but every five words there's a line break and then a blank line. Post ends with "agree?"

Let's work from home when the kids are sick, thank you great company that I am allowed to slave away for you while taking care of my sick kid! It isn't even a US company it seems.

Edit: guess I should have posted to unpopularopinions instead!

I just wanted to add I cut off the photo of the person on purpose. She is posting that with her sick child in her lap and that photo has been taken by some other person, not a selfie. If you are not feeling that the content of the post is bad, you hopefully still agree that presenting your sick child in an almost professionally looking photo to the world for LinkedIn clout is not great.

science_memes@mander.xyz

Edit: tried to crosspost on Eternity. I don't think it worked. Added in image and link to post

https://mander.xyz/post/12455259

Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.

It really seems like satire, but based off the guy's profile and normal posts I don't think it is.

Alt: I don't know a single wealthy person who has full sugar soft drinks.

As we all know, there are no unhealthy wealthy people in the world.

Alt text: a post on LinkedIn that says "yes 2d forms exist. They are called shapes". Then it proceeds to explain what shapes are.

alt text: 18 of our 40 employees are located in the Philippines. Insanely competent, great judgement, and $5 per hour. If you run a small business and don't have overseas help you're at a disadvantage

Alt text: A LinkedIn post with a picture of a couple looking at each other. The text on the image reads: 9 years ago I DMed my crus h telling her I'm going to take her out on a date, yesterday I asked her to marry me, she said no both times and blocked me. Anyways here's a picture of a random couple I found on google.

Fortunately all the comments are dunking on this guy.

I reported this to LinkedIn and it did not find it to go against its community rules. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

More context since it seems like some people missed it:

> She is saying they are criminals because they can’t trace their ancestry to actual Jewish people (because she misread the Haaretz report) and thus have no claim to Palestinian land (since that claim dates back to 3k years). > > PS: Zionism is wrong, I’m just trying to explain what her post was about. > > Basically she is saying: “European Jews are liars and criminals because they can’t trace their ancestry to real Jews” > Sorry, I should have explained this better.

What a bad day to have internet.

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NDAs just get in the way man, I want to be able to just leak all sorts of company secrets without any nagging from HR.

Alt text: While the formal sector stuck in leetcoding. The informal sector stuck in a tunnel. Both waiting for light at the end. This is my India!! Below, there is a bisected image, one half is professionals in a metro train working on their laptops wearing formal clothing. All of them have frowns. Second half is miners in a really dark greyscale tunnel, dejected and praying for their lives.

Alt text: two posts from the same person on LinkedIn. First post is someone dressed as spiderman lying on the ground in a park while it rains. Second post is an apparently naked person floating in a water body in a boat with their limbs hanging out.

Alt text: person sharing screenshot from Duolingo rank leaderboard showing them as number 2 in the sapphire league. On LinkedIn.

Double posting today because the last one wasn't that good!

Alt text: start a services company to not just earn but also learn how to:

• monetise a skill,
• get clients,
• lead a team,
• manage money,
• run a business

And almost everything you need to build a product startup

Alt text: LinkedIn post that's written as if it's an email to a client about completing some task. The poster refers to themselves as CodeClause

Had a laugh when I saw this post, he was constantly defending himself in the comments as if the US army owns the word "veteran"

Alt text: LinkedIn post comparing the firing of Sam Altman from OpenAI to the firing of Steve Jobs from Apple

Alt text: I call my bathroom 'Jim' so that it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing in the morning"

Day642 of 1000DaysBlockchain Playing around with GPT Builder quite a bit.

Alt text: A LinkedIn post by a palm reader saying that he's looked at the palms of many fraudists, and concludes that Ashneer Grover, currently accused of fraud, is not one.

Seriously, "Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time"

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they're asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter...