The Monkey's Paw
- I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.
Save a few words. Make life easier. How can this possibly go wrong?
- I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox.
I wouldn't have Chrome installed if it weren't for those crappy school and government websites that refuse to work on anything else but Chrome.
- I wish my dog could walk himself.
It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.
- I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.
I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.
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